United Thread | 2024/25

[ysmsa]

Paul Moulden says hold my beer…..

Hold my fish and chips more like!

 

[WestGorton]

I am 56 years old and they have always sang Anti-City songs. Strange with us not being their rivals

Even when we were awful they always wanted to be us.

 

[Winchester]

I am 56 years old and they have always sang Anti-City songs. Strange with us not being their rivals

I'm 61 just ahead of u,
But they are obsessed

 

[RodneyRodney]

Their fall from grace wont be complete for me until they are relegated..declared bankrupt

 

[geoff hammond]

Kiss my arse, my arse
And suck my dick, my dick
United are fucking shit
Kiss my arse, my arse

Please never, ever forget this everybody

 

[Time will pass me by]

Even when we were awful they always wanted to be us.

Like wasn't enough. Yes this. Lots of fans but so small time. Even during the bayern Munich champions league final they were singing about us. I watched it in a pub in Kilburn. I couldn't get how bitter their fans are even though they were at the highest point in their clubs history.

 

[cleavers]

It’s always funny, when the rags lose.

But, when they lose on penalties, it’s piss funny.

Said that to the missus earlier, how ironic that they lost on penalties, where was their last minute award tonight, he even had 2 chances, FT and FT ET, I assume they didn't get near the penalty area ?

They get enough practise at them.

Just hilarious how shit they've become, especially under the new "hopefull".

 

[SWP's back]

Didn’t Raheem score the winning penalty in the league cup final against Chelsea?

Of the 11 he’s taken, he’s missed 7.

 

[Shirley]

These slutchy twats are still in the europa league

 

[kashmir]

I think the pig puts on as much of an act as Brett.

It all seems pre-planned.

Brett won’t even use his real name,ex copper who follows Utd for money a modern day prostitute,couldn’t find old Trafford on a map…what’s not to like about him

 

[dennishasdoneit]

Just popped on here for a laugh knowing they've lost...
Didn't see the matc..h so I'm off to you tube for highlights red ,groans,empty seats ,owt really
At least I won't see Anthony,I couldn't stand that player,doku should have knocked him out in the Derby last year.

 

[dennishasdoneit]

Just watched 8 mins of bein sports highlights of utd Fulham, courtesy of YT.

First thing to say is Fulham have a very capable keeper,well done lad,important stops during the match as well as the shootout
Fulham fans think Bruno " looks like a Rat "...very loud,and very clear,I guess they really don't like him.

Calvin bassey needs to calm down a bit, scoring any goal is good,away from home ,even better ,but the way he walked off the pitch at half time reminded me of " Miss World ".all a bit Carly Simon your so vain.....
The match wasn't over and there was still a lot of work to do...and scoring at old trafford nowadays is on a par with hitting the net at Oldham athletic,it's no biggie,anymore,imo.
Also ,utd are shit.
Did I miss anything out ?

 

[burning blue soul]

He's got a good beard.

That, I cannot argue with.

 

[cheekybids]

Another crisis meeting with Scruffy Jim & the obsessed cunts will have Berrada & Wilcox saying “at City we did this & City are doing that.”

Truth is they don’t know what or why they make decisions but they are just trying to imitate us.

 

[Shirley]

BBC describing their cup exit as a shock….no it’s not

 

[SWP's back]

BBC describing their cup exit as a shock….no it’s not

These cunts still live in 1999.

 

[TheThirdDeano]

Kiss my arse, my arse
And suck my dick, my dick
United are fucking shit
Kiss my arse, my arse

Please never, ever forget this everybody

A real poet laureate!

 

[mancboy]

yes - lump the fucker forward - if we lose it retreat and leave Garnacho to cover our entire press and hope rat face can do something coz it not we are fucked

p.s.
when rat face realises he is up a dead end and wants to leave OR Scruffy Jim he is the only asset he can sell we are also fucked.

Rat boy wont go anywhere because he isnt good enough for a top quality team and he thinks hes too good for a mid table team.

 

[give it to gordon]

Worrying times for the fa. Rags can't raise the money to get the fa Cup back from the pawn brokers

 

[feedmpenzaandhewillscore]

How did they give the man of the match to Fernandes when all he actually did all game was the one moment where he scored. Plus the fact there was a further half hour of extra time and penalties where they ended up losing.