United Thread | 2024/25

[ninjamonkey]

I disagree. He has been doing plenty of running but not being as smart as he used to be finding space. He may be mentally tired but he has never been lazy. He has just never got going this season after being brilliant last year. Mental fatigue and injuries have affected him, like so many in the team. When we get into a settled formation, like the Newcastle match, he will be back to his best. He has played a hell of a lot of football for someone still so young.

Im not talking about running with the ball, everybody can run when you've got the ball, im talking off the ball, ive seen pep drag players off for a lack of effort off the ball that have put more effort in than foden this season.

Go watch some of our games this season, look at the goals we conceded and look for Phil Foden. He'll likely not even be in shot for most of them because he's walking back and still in their half.

 

[Deepest Blue]

United now seem resigned to losing the most hyped kid in their Academy JJ Gabriel.
He's 14 and playing levels above his age.
His social media account has removed all references to them.
He's very likely to be joining either us or Liverpool apparently.

 

[ninjamonkey]

It shows you the madness of ffp & I bet the true figure will be next to nothing when you add in his wages

Not sure what you mean by true figure tbh pal. If you're factoring in wages, assuming he's on the 300k per week that's often touted, they'll be booking a £5-10m profit on sale and they'll be saving about £15m a season on his wages.

 

[Uncle Wally One Ball]

Ahhh haven't heard the screaming midget for a while.

Dont think Ive ever heard anyone with that accent in my life.

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

I thought the keeper had one of his better games yesterday

Give it to de Gea till the end of the season!

 

[Pontypool Blue]

Bizarre I thought one of the keepers should have. All Fernandes did was boot the ball as far as possible and throw his toys out of the pram when he didn't agree with the ref

...and he sniffed a bit of cheese in the centre circle.

 

[RightTurnClyde]

Dont think Ive ever heard anyone with that accent in my life.

He sounds like somebody doing a really shit impression of a Mancunian accent.

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

Give it to de Gea till the end of the season!

Massimo Taiba would be a better fit!

 

[remember arthur mann]

How we all.felt when the last penalty was saved.

Is that a shed?

 

[Blueknows]

Im not talking about running with the ball, everybody can run when you've got the ball, im talking off the ball, ive seen pep drag players off for a lack of effort off the ball that have put more effort in than foden this season.

Go watch some of our games this season, look at the goals we conceded and look for Phil Foden. He'll likely not even be in shot for most of them because he's walking back and still in their half.

Never seen such a drop off from a PFA player of the year , hes been poor this season lets be honest

 

[Protein Junkie]

Rasmus Hojlund: Why is Manchester United striker in goal drought?

BBC Sport looks at Manchester United's attacking shortcomings and Rasmus Hojlund's goal drought.

www.bbc.co.uk

Erm I dunno. Is it because he’s fooking shite?

Goal drought implies he was banging them in at one time. Certainly not on these shores.

 

[KentBlue]

Never seen such a drop off from a PFA player of the year , hes been poor this season lets be honest

Don't know about 'poor,' he hasn't been his usual self, but then that could apply to pretty much all the players. Maybe Pep as well.
But have no fears, we'll be back next season - back to our imperial best.

 

[bobbyowenquiff]

Who exactly are their best players? They’re all shit.

Ha ha. Apparently they have an inury crisis. Luke Shaw, Jonny Evans, Tobias Collyer, Diallo, Martine, and Mason Mount. They would make the team worse if they came back in!

 

[Woody2792]

BT Sport host Jake Humphrey stuns followers with Manchester United lunch

Jake Humphrey stunned his followers with what he was given for lunch during Manchester United's clash with Southampton.

www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk

Mashed and scrambled, pretty much describes the season

 

[Blue Maverick]

They are screwed for years, no European football I don’t care how big a club they are no one decent is going there if not in CL let alone europa league. Then they need around 11 players and a new stadium, anyone going is purely going for the cash they can offer and looking at their debt can they afford them, Amorim won’t last that long to see them win the league, it’s fucking glorious.

 

[cityontheup]

Ahhh haven't heard the screaming midget for a while.

I still don’t understand how a grown man has a voice like that, the only explanation is this g string is too tight

 

[rowarta]

and just gets better, their new boy wonder ineligible to play in the europa-dopa league.

"Man United face Europa League striker crisis as starlet Chido Obi is ineligible to play in remaining fixtures after club failed to register the teenager"

 

[the-ecstacy-of-eight]

BT Sport host Jake Humphrey stuns followers with Manchester United lunch

Jake Humphrey stunned his followers with what he was given for lunch during Manchester United's clash with Southampton.

www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk

Mashed and scrambled, pretty much describes the season

You know what, I don't care that he took the piss out of them and bigged us up, I hope it stuck in the freeloading cvnts throat. Free food? Why? Can't he afford it on his BBC/BT salary?

Fuck Jake Humphry, slimy prick, and don't get me started on cvnts like him being given honorary degrees and doctorates just for being an egotistical prick who's "talent" is simply that he's been on the tele.

 

[TinFoilHat]

and just gets better, their new boy wonder ineligible to play in the europa-dopa league.

"Man United face Europa League striker crisis as starlet Chido Obi is ineligible to play in remaining fixtures after club failed to register the teenager"

 

[Pingu the Penguin]

Some record that!