United Thread | 2024/25

[jimharri]

That's the great thing about a leap year.
We get a full extra 24 hours to hate the twats !!

This isn't a leap year.

 

[calumdown]

Spring forward; fall back.

the fall is a band, not a season

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

the fall is a band, not a season

Pride comes before an autumn.

 

[bluethrunthru]

Did I just hear that right? They’ll be the most profitable club in world football in 3 years.

At least he’s being honest as to what his goal is.

Feck the football.

I just wanta make a shed load of money.

Oh, and they’ll have the best stadium in world football.

Arf.

that leaks like a sieve is full of vermin (and some rats) and he wants (us) to build another one for him

 

[deano ou812]

How’s all this going down with the masses,either Ratcliffe is trying to align himself with the fans,or honestly for a billionaire he’s coming across as an absolute thick twat ..

 

[Millwallawayveteran1988]

Not sure name checking Onana and Hoijland in that interview is a good idea. What a mess they are and long may it continue. He is lauding Bruno but he is 31 in September!

 

[manclad]

This isn't a leap year.

I know that.
But it will be in 2028.
And every 4 years after that.
Ad Infinitum.

 

[calumdown]

last time i saw the fall was sugarmill, hanley.

the first song turned out to be an unintended instrumental because smith stayed in the dressing room.

the roadie took the mic into the dressing room for the second song and he sang it while still in there.

he came out for the third song and fucked about with the amps.

the fourth song he kicked over one of the cymbals and the drummer got up and punched him.

top gig.

 

[Blue Mist]

In 2023 when the latest figures were done, there were 8,062 billion people on planet earth.

When interviewed Scruffy Jim said they would pay for the stadium themselves but needed the government to pay for the surrounding area because.......
Wait for it......
'When these billion fans from around the world come to see the stadium......'

Fuck me even The Orange Shit Gibbon isn't that deluded, one eighth of the worlds population are rags ! Fuck off you dick, stop sniffing thise chemicals you make.

 

[Gogootz]

I'm actually impressed at how Ratty has made himself look an even bigger **** with that BBC interview, chapeau!

 

[BigJoe#1]

Some Manchester United players are "not good enough" and some are "overpaid", the club's co-owner Sir Jim Ratcliffe says.

Midfielder Casemiro, striker Rasmus Hojlund, goalkeeper Andre Onana, and wingers Antony and Jadon Sancho - who are on loan at other clubs - were namechecked by the billionaire in an interview with BBC Sport as players his regime had "inherited".

Also confirmed they’re still paying half of Sancho’s wages and owe Dortmund 17millon for him in the summer

Great times

I love the fact according to scruffy bastard they WILL be the most profitable club in the WORLD in.... THREE YEARS time!! I can't stop laughing.

How the fuck are they going to clear the hundreds of millions of pounds of debt when they have the shit squad that they have, then generate enough funds to buy world class players and bring them to a club that will have NO European football next season.... whilst all the time generating massive surpluses to turn a profit of any kind, let alone one which would make them the MOST PROFITABLE in the world.

Delusion at its finest!!! Do we need to call the men in white coats?

Still laughing now!

 

[BillCarlisle]

Not sure name checking Onana and Hoijland in that interview is a good idea. What a mess they are and long may it continue. He is lauding Bruno but he is 31 in September!

Publicly naming names like that is pretty naive from a supposedly bright businessman. Should always be done in private IMO. If they haven't downed tools already, they will now ! :-)

 

[citizen_maine]

the fall is a band, not a season

Spring Forward: Two Steps back

 

[BigJoe#1]

Had to switch channels rapidly, bloody BBC what a shit organisation they are.

That was a great comedy piece

 

[vincent]

So apparently they nearly ran out of money in November… but they still spent 200m last summer. What a complete mess.

 

[Millwallawayveteran1988]

Publicly naming names like that is pretty naive from a supposedly bright businessman. Should always be done in private IMO. If they haven't downed tools already, they will now ! :-)

Hopefully! lol.

A stage managed interview to basically tell the fans.

1. He was the saviour
2. They will sell anyone if they have to
3. Don’t get your hopes up lads because we are talking 2028 here.
4. However shit we are in that period we are not sacking Amorin (I wonder why)
5. Sancho and Rashford are basically a pair of cunts so stop asking for them to come back.

 

[deano ou812]

Not sure name checking Onana and Hoijland in that interview is a good idea. What a mess they are and long may it continue. He is lauding Bruno but he is 31 in September!

Probably make him manager next year..

 

[cleavers]

The clocks go back at the end of March.

They go forward I'm afraid.

 

[deano ou812]

The clocks go back at the end of March.
Another hour of daylight to hate the cnuts.
Bonus.

The rags want it to go back to the mid 90’s,never mind an hour..

 

[Protein Junkie]

They go forward I'm afraid.

Cabernet Sauvignon has a lot to answer for my esteemed friend :-)