Man convicted of having sex with a Shetland Pony

[Johnny Mars Bar]

Man, 43, admits having sex with a Shetland pony

Damion Ogeare, 43, pleaded guilty to penetrating a living animal and trespassing with intent to commit a sexual offence.

www.dailymail.co.uk

It's easily done, who hasn't had the old stable goggles on after a few pints down the local farmer's tavern?

That's a walk of shame and a half.

 

[Resurrection Joe...]

 

[5 Hit Gibbon]

I thought he said he was feeling a little hoarse, but it turned out he was feeling a little horse!

 

[mexico1970]

He looks a bit like Sadio Mane.

 

[idahoblues]

Never kiss and tell

 

[Bobby the blue]

Today ????

 

[lefty goldblatt]

Neigh, lad

 

[marco]

straight from the horses mouth

 

[Citizen of Legoland]

Why do people have to stoop so low?

 

[N1985]

I fingered worse at 3am behind Jilly's

 

[Xhavenjoe]

I fingered worse at 3am behind Jilly's

So that was you?

 

[N1985]

So that was you?

Yes and I'd like my wedding ring back please.

Wife was not happy

 

[BimboBob]

Why do people have to stoop so low?

Ever stood next to a Shetland pony? The perfect height. Or so a mate tells me.

 

[ray21]

Yes and I'd like my wedding ring back please.

Wife was not happy

That happened to me in the 70s,met a woman in a pub in Middleton, we went in the cemetery at the Parish church,when I got home a couple of hours later I found a wedding ring in my undies.

 

[Two Gun Bob]

My lovely horse, I want to hold you so tight, I want to rub my fingers through your tail and love you all night. Take this lump of sugar baby .. you know that you want it!

 

[richardtheref]

A guy from West Cornforth in County Durham was convicted of the same thing. He appeared in the Northern Echo paper complaining that he couldn't leave his house without people making neighing sounds at him.

 

[RiversideBlue]

Maybe he just wanted a stable relationship

 

[Always Ali]

I suspect foal play.

 

[WestGorton]

He came in a gallop

 

[N1985]

That happened to me in the 70s,met a woman in a pub in Middleton, we went in the cemetery at the Parish church,when I got home a couple of hours later I found a wedding ring in my undies.

Well that's a story for the Grandkids ain't it Ray, you filthy animal ;-)