Man convicted of having sex with a Shetland Pony

[KS55]

The opening line from Gilbert Gray QC a renowned barrister on the northern circuit defending in a bestiality case:
“As my client was quietly grazing….”

 

[JOGAMIGMOG]

Must’ve been the jump season.

 

[Koniec]

When I was wee the there was story about a local guy who allegedly liked animals, really really liked them. One time he got caught by the filth standing on a fence with his wee fella in a horse. He claimed the horse backed onto him as he was taking a piss.

Tbf in the Highlands you need to do something to alleviate the emptiness and boredom .

 

[Protein Junkie]

Anyone seen Magic Pole recently?

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

The opening line from Gilbert Gray QC a renowned barrister on the northern circuit defending in a bestiality case:
“As my client was quietly grazing….”

Just Googled him. Looks like an interesting chap.

 

[BrianW]

I suppose being a horse shagger is a step up from being a sheep shagger.

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

I suppose being a horse shagger is a step up from being a sheep shagger.

It when you go from being a general shagger to becoming a stud

 

[Johnny Mars Bar]

When I was wee the there was story about a local guy who allegedly liked animals, really really liked them. One time he got caught by the filth standing on a fence with his wee fella in a horse. He claimed the horse backed onto him as he was taking a piss.

Tbf in the Highlands you need to do something to alleviate the emptiness and boredom .

Hahaha the old “I was cleaning the house naked and tripped and fell on the hoover” defence

 

[Johnny Mars Bar]

Was his name Carragher?

The bloke or the horse?

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

Unless his wife reins him in.

She’d be a foal to stand by him after this incident

 

[KS55]

Just Googled him. Looks like an interesting chap.

He was quite eccentric but loved by all on the circuit.