Ex footballers who dislike you

[Macca77macca]

Bobby Charlton.l, although he doesn’t know me from Adam!

I played in a charity game at Macclesfield’s ground with some very big names. I was YOUNG and was apparently expected to chase everything and then give it to some famous ****.

I chased down a ball, brought it forward, passed it to Bobby Charlton. He lost it almost immediately and I just looked at him deadpan with a “What the fuck?!” look on my face. He was not amused and told me (in no uncertain terms) to go get the ball back!

My Dad was a mate of his and was playing too, so I ran as fast as I could to get the ball back…FOR MY DAD!

I had seen Charlton almost push a kid backwards downstairs at an Altrincham game when the kid went for an autograph. He pushed him, but the kid saved himself! From that day I thought he was a ****!

We saw him (as a family) in Manchester Airport once. He was all tan and coming from some fancy football camp overseas and we were white as ghosts going on holiday to somewhere. I hung back because I didn’t like him, but my Mum & Dad were very chatty. He got noticed a lot, but didn’t acknowledge anyone.

Tbf, when you’re Bobby Charlton in and around Manchester, I would imagine it’d get tiresome, so…

I always think about what Jack Charlton said which is that he changed after Munich and not for best.

I mean you can understand it, watched half his team mates die a terrifying death

 

[Kippax Street 1880]

Actually not ran into that many professional footballers and the ones I have met have been sound. Even happened to be on the table next to fucking Kenny Dalglish at Manchester Airport once and have to say he was an absolute gent, chatted with my old man for about an hour. Bumped into Keegan coming out of Piccadilly going to a Junior Blues event at the GMEX and he walked the whole way with us chatting. Top fella.

 

[feedmpenzaandhewillscore]

Teddy Sheringham, bumped into him pissed up in Dubai and asked him if he agreed with me that City’s treble was better than the rag’s. He wasn’t too impressed.

 

[Betterdeedthan red]

Ryan family guy giggs .
A sport shop in Buxton had organized him to sign stuff for people.
Me and a mate both about 15 stood in the que for about an hour.
Got to the front handed my paper to him.
When he read on it .
FUCK OFF YOU RED BASTARD.
He wasn't all that happy.
I found it absolutely hilarious to then inform the rest of the que he had aids

 

[Newman Noggs]

In 1969 Pat Crerand aggressively told me to give him "the fuckng ball" when I was at the front of the paddock at Old Trafford. I was only 10 at the time but savvy enough to drop it back into the crowd.

I also got in an argument with Frank Stapleton 30 hears later at an event at the Yang Sing in 1999. He was the "celebrity" at our table, and I told him that any club could do what united had done if they had the money. He was claiming that any club could make as much money with proper marketing. When I suggested that Munich had given them something of a commercial advantage he wasn't best pleased. Twat.

 

[dennishasdoneit]

Duncan Shearer once called me an “aids junkie bastard”

Charlie Christie (father of Ryan) and I once had a scuffle in a bar.

Duncan shearer..that's a blast from the past,
Had a more than decent goal scoring record at lower league level iirc.

 

[Gogootz]

Shay Given was an uber **** to me once.

Pulled a big time charlie trick on me that when a mutual acquaintance explained the circumstances to him that led him to be a massively entitled prick , he apparently felt bad.

I was glad he felt bad because he acted like a total bell end

A fair few years ago he was saving penalties all day for sport relief at media city - I put 4/5 past him (all down the middle) the one he did save he properly over celebrated ha

 

[Vienna_70]

Ryan family guy giggs .
A sport shop in Buxton had organized him to sign stuff for people.
Me and a mate both about 15 stood in the que for about an hour.
Got to the front handed my paper to him.
When he read on it .
FUCK OFF YOU RED BASTARD.
He wasn't all that happy.
I found it absolutely hilarious to then inform the rest of the que he had aids

And he still ain’t got rid of them!

 

[Bluesince1979]

Ryan family guy giggs .
A sport shop in Buxton had organized him to sign stuff for people.
Me and a mate both about 15 stood in the que for about an hour.
Got to the front handed my paper to him.
When he read on it .
FUCK OFF YOU RED BASTARD.
He wasn't all that happy.
I found it absolutely hilarious to then inform the rest of the que he had aids

Hahaha brilliant

 

[Bluesince1979]

Duncan shearer..that's a blast from the past,
Had a more than decent goal scoring record at lower league level iirc.

Huddersfield ?

 

[nmc]

I had the pleasure of really upsetting Rodney Marsh at Deepdale years ago. He was doing a book signing there when the Football museum was based there. He was sat behind a huge pile of books on his Jack Jones… I waltzed up and made some sarcastic remark about where the queue started and he got the right fucking ache. The soft twat. I didn’t buy his book… and it didn’t look like anyone else had.

 

[jma]

Duncan Shearer once called me an “aids junkie bastard”

Charlie Christie (father of Ryan) and I once had a scuffle in a bar.

Bang out of order.

Particularly if you have got aids.

 

[johnny crossan]

beat Dave Shawcross at snooker once, very lucky but won the Xmas capon.

 

[Idesofmarch69]

Duncan shearer..that's a blast from the past,
Had a more than decent goal scoring record at lower league level iirc.

Lower leagues????? He had a good season when we were second tier and there were rumours that Blackburn signed because we were also in the running with them to get promoted.
Lower league my hole.

 

[Barcon]

I had the pleasure of really upsetting Rodney Marsh at Deepdale years ago. He was doing a book signing there when the Football museum was based there. He was sat behind a huge pile of books on his Jack Jones… I waltzed up and made some sarcastic remark about where the queue started and he got the right fucking ache. The soft twat. I didn’t buy his book… and it didn’t look like anyone else had.

Have I missed something? Rodney was a God when I was a nipper.
I guess he has turned into a **** since then?

 

[nmc]

Have I missed something? Rodney was a God when I was a nipper.
I guess he has turned into a **** since then?

Great player but an arse of a person. IMHO.

 

[Franny 1234]

I am hoping there's loads of ex Rags that dislike me due to my CITY car stickers,CITY clothing and if close enough CITY tattoos. I know my neighbours dislike my all year round CITY flag flying high. CTID

 

[mscenterh750]

Duncan shearer..that's a blast from the past,
Had a more than decent goal scoring record at lower league level iirc.

Yep he was brilliant for Huddersfield.

 

[Koniec]

Bang out of order.

Particularly if you have got aids.

I actually don’t. Got the text from the Dr to prove it. One of the few Hibs fans who are clean.

 

[dennishasdoneit]

Lower leagues????? He had a good season when we were second tier and there were rumours that Blackburn signed because we were also in the running with them to get promoted.
Lower league my hole.

Sounds like I've upset you / spoiled your weekend
I never claimed to be the Duncan shearer expert ,lol