Conspiracy theories......

These things are getting out of hand now. Even Fog is a conspiracy now. "WFT is this, if you shine a lite into the fog you can see specs of "something" ) I've seen theories ranging from Nanobots to biological warfare to Aliens causing it.

Heres one ( Bio warfare one )
 
Mr Kobayashi said:
There are two things useful about conspiracy theories and those who follow them.

1) Unintentional comedy value

2) Weeds out people to avoid.
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In the same vain,

It's also useful in identifying people who label anyone with a dissenting opinion as a conspiracist.
These people are usually:

A) Dull, one dimensional people who don't like to look behind the curtain of life and are happy accepting the universe as it is presented to them.
B) Gaslighting sociopaths.
 
Mr Grumpy said:
In the same vain,

It's also useful in identifying people who label anyone with a dissenting opinion as a conspiracist.
These people are usually:

A) Dull, one dimensional people who don't like to look behind the iron curtain of life and are happy accepting the universe as it is presented to them.
B) Gaslighting reptilians. C) Turn the frogs gay
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The Magic Bunny in his hidden cave in Switzerland is manipulating everything, aided by the WEF (Wild Extravagant Fantasy) and is planning on forcing digital currency on us. This will mean that the government will be employing an extra 50 million civil servants so they can spy on us and limit the number of Airfix kits we can buy in a year.

The only answer is to draw all your money out of the bank and hide it under the bed. Then buy everything in cash, because the fiendishly clever government will never figure out that it has a monopoly of cash and can declare it worthless at any time. Because although they are fiendishly clever and calculating, they also miss obvious things like that. Alternatively, have all your teeth filled with gold. Then, when you go to Tesco, just pull a tooth out and offer it in payment. This will be gladly accepted, and your change given in gold-filled cat teeth. You know it makes sense.
 
BrianW said:
The Magic Bunny in his hidden cave in Switzerland is manipulating everything, aided by the WEF (Wild Extravagant Fantasy) and is planning on forcing digital currency on us. This will mean that the government will be employing an extra 50 million civil servants so they can spy on us and limit the number of Airfix kits we can buy in a year.

The only answer is to draw all your money out of the bank and hide it under the bed. Then buy everything in cash, because the fiendishly clever government will never figure out that it has a monopoly of cash and can declare it worthless at any time. Because although they are fiendishly clever and calculating, they also miss obvious things like that. Alternatively, have all your teeth filled with gold. Then, when you go to Tesco, just pull a tooth out and offer it in payment. This will be gladly accepted, and your change given in gold-filled cat teeth. You know it makes sense.
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Is that from the latest Russel Brand You Tube channel?
 
TinFoilHat said:
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A small group of billionaires create technology that is used to brainwash and skew peoples minds with extremist opinions and fight each whilst they steal what's left of our money.

Nah.

That's far too ridiculous to ever happen....
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What we need is a socialist billionaire to counteract them....ohhh hold on :)
 
New podcast series about that Italian banker who was found hung from a bridge in London in 1982
Involves the Vatican , Mafia etc.
Never really been cleared up

 
Marklr said:
Wow...what a fucking awful woman the mum is. She convinced them sun cream causes skin cancer ...so they burnt at school!
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I've been seeing this one pop up on Twitter a bit recently, supposed Dr's on there saying sun doesn't cause cancer, sunscreen does etc.
 
I heard a ridiculous one last week. It claimed that a group of football clubs conspired with the league to get a rival relegated for breaking the rules. Some people will believe anything.
 
Everything is a conspiracy now. When Starmer did that last week about the grooming gangs, someone I know said watch what they’re distracting us from - despite going on for years about the grooming gangs.

That fire in town now, it’s a conspiracy.

It all gets right on my fucking nerves.
 
What’s your views on the moon landing? First Man is one of my favourite films, and space in general had fascinated me forever.
 
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