Conspiracy theories......

One mans truth is another mans conspiracy theory, apart from the flat earth and 5G Covid nutters there's scope for all types of unbelievable shit.

We have got people on this planet who still believe in prophets gods and fairies, any other belief system no matter how bizarre [ales in comparison.
My personal take on the whole conspiracy theory thing is that there is so much bad and unexplainable stuff in the world that people find it strangely comforting to believe that there is some form of controlling cabal or grand plan at work here, because the alternative (that the world is run by a bunch of fuckwits who are making it up as they go along and there is no rhyme or reason to any of it) is too horrible to contemplate.

Unfortunately, having been in the room (in a very junior capacity I should add) when a couple of fairly major corporate and military decisions have been made by very senior people, it is my observation that it is just a bunch of fuckwits making it up as they go along, sad to say.
 
When you put it like that it sounds terrifying and if you lack the intelligence to realise it’s a load of utter tripe then I can see how people get sucked into it.

Having said that, I do think ULEZ and LTNs are the wrong way of going about making our urban areas and suburbs cleaner and safer. But it’s not a conspiracy, it’s just easier and more profitable for councils to do that than it is for them to invest in proper public transport and cycling infrastructure.
It’s an offshoot of the ‘Agenda 21’ conspiracy, the hub of so many conspiracy theories and the calling card of the true nut job.
 
I don’t believe any of the conspiracy tosh except for the ones that are obviously true like Jewish space lasers and the worldwide paedophilia network run by Hilary Clinton from a pizza shop in Washington. Joe Biden is obviously a shape shifting lizard; you can tell by his darting tongue and his ability to stick to the ceiling.
 
I don’t believe any of the conspiracy tosh except for the ones that are obviously true like Jewish space lasers and the worldwide paedophilia network run by Hilary Clinton from a pizza shop in Washington. Joe Biden is obviously a shape shifting lizard; you can tell by his darting tongue and his ability to stick to the ceiling.
As the Chief Financial Officer for the Jewish Space Laser program, I can say you are spouting rubbish!
 
@Ric is actually an advanced AI being tested and refined by GCHQ for the purpose of manipulating northern football fans in to supporting pro-UAE relations and government policy.

Bluemoon is actually the field testing platform and is populated by many LLM chatbots like @domalino, @kaz7, @tolmie's hairdoo, @gordondaviesmoustache, and myself to maintain engagement and influence.
 
Good to see Le Tiss back in the frame;

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Workington for WTF?
How fitting. WTF?

Looked on their website and at the merchandise.
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Could buy a God Bless the USA bible for that!
 
I wonder what sovereign Pete’s shtick is? Haha!
Fucking bellends.

With zero research done on my part - I’m guessing almost certainly something to do with the “Sovereign Citizen” guff. Freemen of the land, you are your own country so don’t have to pay taxes etc.

Laughed out of every court on the planet.
 
Workington for WTF?
How fitting. WTF?

Looked on their website and at the merchandise.
How could I resist the 8 Chakras Orgonite Shungite Precious Metal Shavings & Crystal Hearts for just £59.95

A selection of precious metal shavings, crystals and minerals set in resin
Includes: Root, Sacral, Solar Plexus, Heart, Throat, Third Eye, Crown and Soul Star
Orgonite, shungite and precious metals and crystals are know to help with reducing electromagnetic waves and negative energy and to promote better sleep and well being

Could buy a God Bless the USA bible for that!

If you just use enough words like energy, vibrations, chakras, aura you can basically charge whatever you want for something and some new age spiritualist will buy it.
 

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