Conspiracy theories......

I got the second jab and an offer to take over MI6. I told them I couldn't, as I was already head of the CIA Intergalactic Task Force and was leading an assault on the Moon, or, it's true name, Dregadon Space Recovery Station and Spa. A place where UFO'S and their crews rehabilitate from travelling for two milion years, before heading to Idaho to stick probes up farmers arses.

They were obviously furious, but the Americans pay better.
 
I got the second jab and an offer to take over MI6. I told them I couldn't, as I was already head of the CIA Intergalactic Task Force and was leading an assault on the Moon, or, it's true name, Dregadon Space Recovery Station and Spa. A place where UFO'S and their crews rehabilitate from travelling for two milion years, before heading to Idaho to stick probes up farmers arses.

They were obviously furious, but the Americans pay better.
Stay out of Idaho! No Sweats allowed
 
You ungrateful fucker. I'm risking my life to destroy the Moon and save all those farmers arses and what thanks do I get? If it wasn't for the money I wouldn't bother.
Keep your nasty fingers out of our cow’s bottoms too
 

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