I’m lots of things but cryptic certainly isn’t one of them. Not sure I ramble very much either. If I did, I’d struggle to put food in the table.
If you’d said childish, attention seeking, frivolous, flippant or even a moderate egomaniac then you’d have much more of a point!
Sorry to wade in here but I have to back up the other poster. You have been known to ramble on here.
For example, you made numerous posts on the thread "They can take our thread..." around ten years ago when Off Topic was briefly re-named "The Cellar" in tribute to Gaudino'sStolenCars. If I recall, there were some grounds to your complaints. You were correct in stating that a number of threads had been derailed. They were, but I'm not sure you knew the full picture.
It all started when Rascal started a movement called "Operation Twat". I was his right hand man and took a great deal of pride in my role. It lead to me dressing in the 2010 sash away kit, sky blue shorts and a silver skeleton mask in the tin aisle of my local Asda. I was Bluemoon's original Full Kit Wanker. Soon, more were on board. Charliebigspuds almost indecently exposed himself in what I assumed at the time to be one of his young children's City shorts.
One poster found himself in a hostage situation being forced at gun point to wear an Argentina national shirt. He said on the hostage video that it was me on the other side of the screen but I maintain that I was at Hull Fair with my own children at the time.
Time went on and we had events such as "start a thread beginning with the letter 'j'", "Criticise a City legend" (my target was Shaun Goater), "Fully support England on the match thread against San Marino" where people actually typed the word "Wazza" and all manner of antics designed to annoy the unwitting members of the forum who had zero awareness of Operation Twat.
Around this time, I was perma banned. There were a series of unfortunate incidents where I may have posted a picture of Gail Platt topless but when Ric found out I was using multiple accounts, the hammer came down and I was cast out. I was only allowed back on when I emailed him directly and begged forgiveness.
This was one of my favourite periods on Bluemoon, probably THE favourite. Another period was the first lockdown and in particular, when ITV re-ran the Euro 96 competition in its entirety. One night I was awake around four in the morning and read an epic rant by KentBlue which detailed a lot of his life regrets. I laughed so much that I had to go and drink my coffee in the back garden to avoid my giggling waking up the family. I still search that post from time to time. Another post I regularly search for is the exert from the made up autobiography of Nicolas Anelka. It describes and incident when he missed an open goal for Arsenal in a match against Charlton Athletic. He, according to the passage, returned to the home dressing room at Highbury only to be slapped across the face by Patrick Vieira who used his sizeable penis as a weapon. It really is worth a read if you're feeling low someday. Type the word "Boombaclart" into the search engine on here and it usually pops up.
Anyway, back on topic, I fully agree with
@Winchester that you do indeed go on with yourself from time to time and further back on topic, the Premier League and Red Cartel can suck my rebelcock. We've done fuck all wrong.