United Thread | 2024/25

[Chak19]

The good thing is they’ll finish absolutely fucking shit in the new format, however I’m confident spurs will be anti Spursy and win.

On one hand it's Spuds and you can never trust them to win anything, on the other hand only a PL team can beat the rags in that joke of a competition.

 

[Silva&Silva]

 

[mancboy]

MEN Headline

UNITED IN 7 GOAL THRILLER

Another 7 goal thriller

 

[roach3]

They’ve taken Everton’s “the turd that won’t flush” title
At least they’ve achieved something

 

[yankblue]

Live analysis of the United squad

 

[ysmsa]

Some bloke phoned 606 and said the squad is good enough to win the league but the manager and coaches are terrible:-)

Sutton said "which league do you mean the Championship"

 

[Mr Grumpy]

The Europa League thingy is a bit of a conflict innit?

If they win it, the club gets CL and Amorim stays.

If they lose, the club doesn't get CL and Amorim gets fired.

#Red button meme.

 

[Stoned Rose]

The Europa League thingy is a bit of a conflict innit?

If they win it, the club gets CL and Amorim stays.

If they lose, the club doesn't get CL and Amorim gets fired.

#Red button meme.

Don’t want these cunts anywhere near the CL.

That would help to attract half decent players.

Let’s see how they get on with no European football to dangle at players, the cunts.

 

[Xhavenjoe]

McTominay doing well in Italy, Rashford at Villa and then this.
The players not at rags are playing better than the ones who are still there.

 

[BTH]

It isn’t really the MEN headline, it was a throwback to when they lost 6-3 in the 60’s at either Ipswich or West Brom and the headline was United in 9 goal thriller as the then editor would never have a bad word printed about the twats

I think it was when they lost 5-4 at Sheffield Wednesday in 1968.

 

[Franny 1234]

Personally (And I know I stand alone) I am glad that if they win it they will be in the CL next season. Why? Because they are such a poor team and will eventually get found out as they always do. Makes getting anywhere near the top or 5 a little harder aswell. True they may sign some half decent players but so will everyone else.
Relax. Fuck them.

Top five and Rags don't belong in the same conversation. Top ten at a push.

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

25 points behind City.

Mind the gap you Rag bastards!

What’s the. Biggest gap we’ve had against them?

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

Personally (And I know I stand alone) I am glad that if they win it they will be in the CL next season. Why? Because they are such a poor team and will eventually get found out as they always do. Makes getting anywhere near the top or 5 a little harder aswell. True they may sign some half decent players but so will everyone else.
Relax. Fuck them.

No. Not qualifying for ANY European competition fucks them over.
No extra gate money (minimum 4 games)
No extra TV money (minimum 8 games)
Sponsorship deals previously signed based on European involvement included, vastly reduced.
Potential “top” summer signings turning the other way with no Euro involvement. Instead having to pick off the best Ipswich and Leicester players (Vardy can’t be worse than Hojlund and Zirkzee!)

 

[cheekybids]

Don’t want these cunts anywhere near the CL.

That would help to attract half decent players.

Let’s see how they get on with no European football to dangle at players, the cunts.

You don’t need to worry, their scouting network won’t let us down.

 

[BlueMonkey79]

What’s the. Biggest gap we’ve had against them?

Would love to know that as well mate

 

[HypnoticBlue]

If we hadn’t turned up pissed to last years cup final, they wouldn’t even be in the f****** competition !

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

Want to know where the BBC spend licence fee payers money?

Sending Sly Stone on a jolly to Istanbul to report on a game between two former managers of the rags. I don’t even think rags are that interested in that one!

Fenerbahce 0-1 Besiktas: Ole Gunnar Solskjaer beats Jose Mourinho in Istanbul derby

Ole Gunnar Solskjaer's Besiktas beat Fenerbahce to damage Jose Mourinho's side's hopes of winning the title.

www.bbc.com

 

[Gray]

What’s the. Biggest gap we’ve had against them?

2021/22 a massive 35 points and they actually finished 6th and qualified for Europe.

 

[St Helens Blue (Exiled)]

Not happy watching LFC today - did Salah have a few quid on CFC for the win? He was utter dogshit.

Still, assuming we beat Southampton next, Villa will go to Bournemouth on Saturday evening needing a win to have any realistic chance of catching us. That and CFC playing NUFC and Forest should make us all feel pretty confident.

No. Not qualifying for ANY European competition fucks them over.
No extra gate money (minimum 4 games)
No extra TV money (minimum 8 games)
Sponsorship deals previously signed based on European involvement included, vastly reduced.
Potential “top” summer signings turning the other way with no Euro involvement. Instead having to pick off the best Ipswich and Leicester players (Vardy can’t be worse than Hojlund and Zirkzee!)

Just cant see Spurs beating them at all but when you put it so detailed I now see.

 

[elbearos]

They have fallen a long way. They were top after the first game,Fulham?
all arranged so they could be top