United Thread | 2024/25

[the-ecstacy-of-eight]

4 or 5?

"...like a wheel within a wheel..."

 

[Grassland Blue]

4 or 5?

"...like a wheel within a wheel..."

Muffin or......

 

[horlock_was_super]

A bbq instead of parade, if they are skint will they stay true to their routes and serve horse meat up?

I bet that cnut David May is head chef too!

 

[Vienna_70]

Interesting,

They look 4 from us but stopped us from getting 5

That’s the way it works.

 

[Vienna_70]

If we had won at the swamp - 5.

But we didn’t.

 

[Grassland Blue]

But we didn’t.

So they only took 3 off us then as we got a point.....

 

[Blue Mist]

Fast forward to May 2026 and the final games of the season.
Newly promoted Sunderland need a point at home to the Rags to stay up. The Rags need the same to finish in 17th.
In 18th, West Ham need a victory away at newly crowned champions City.
Sunderland and the Rags play out a dull 0-0 draw. Meanwhile at the Etihad, City are 2-1 in the 89th minute.
But what is this, Soucek rises like a salmon to bury a header past the hapless Scott Carson.
With the Hammers roared on by 60,000 fanatical supporters the game enters the final minute.
Hammers get a free kick and launch a Hail Mary into the box. It falls free to Jarrod Bowen just six yards out. Can he, will he :-)

You are barking mad.
'Newly crowned champions',
'Final game of the season'
We win it in April you dope :-)

 

[the-ecstacy-of-eight]

Muffin or......

:)

...as the son of a Master Baker I would say that it all depends on whether it's a muffin or a barm cake as they are two totally disparate items of bakery ;)

 

[LangleyBlue1970]

Getting mocked to fuck for this bbq they have planned. A bbq to celebrate a European trophy.

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

Dozy David is upset because Minnesota took the piss, after they beat Miami 4-1.

What a soft Twat!

David Beckham calls on Minnesota United to show respect

Inter Miami co-owner David Beckham calls on Minnesota United to "show a little respect".

www.bbc.co.uk

He's got a point you know, be elegant in triumph..............

 

[mancboy]

Getting mocked to fuck for this bbq they have planned. A bbq to celebrate a European trophy.

as if you could let luke shaw or casemiro into a bbq, the food bill alone would cost way more than any parade.

 

[the blue panther]

:)

...as the son of a Master Baker I would say that it all depends on whether it's a muffin or a barm cake as they are two totally disparate items of bakery ;)

I still am one.

Oh, sorry! Just re-read your post; master baker! Silly me.

 

[bluetonium]

A BBQ! At work too! What more motivation could a player possibly need? Are they bringing their own food? Are partners allowed or will that increase costs unacceptably? Gawd, I bet they can't wait to run through a brick wall for that club.

You can just tell he's the kind of boss to say "No bonus this year but to show our thanks, help yourself to one slice (it will be monitored) of generic smart price margarita pizza, bought for by you're rewarding management team out of our own pockets."

He'll then piss off with said management team for a booze up at the fancy Italian round the corner. Do as I say, not as I do.

 

[deegee33]

Where do people keep getting this idea interim might me a good manager.
What evidence is there.
He's clueless

He's never lost to a Pep team.....just saying.

 

[City Raider]

Maguire must be the chef at this barby coz he’s perfect at turning slowly

 

[Protein Junkie]

Maguire must be the chef at this barby coz he’s perfect at turning slowly

Be fun watching Onana trying to put sausages on the grill. Bet he puts them on vertically and they fall into the charcoal.
Perhaps Rashy will come back for the day with his fish fingers in BBQ sauce.
Hoijlund will he miss the BBQ.
Shaw will eat Casemiro.
Gazpacho will be the butler.

 

[Kippax77]

Maguire must be the chef at this barby coz he’s perfect at turning slowly

And we know which Slab the meat will be getting served apon

 

[RodneyRodney]

Wat would a fucking rag know about being modest in victory?

 

[horlock_was_super]

Be fun watching Onana trying to put sausages on the grill. Bet he puts them on vertically and they fall into the charcoal.
Perhaps Rashy will come back for the day with his fish fingers in BBQ sauce.
Hoijlund will he miss the BBQ.
Shaw will eat Casemiro.
Gazpacho will be the butler.

You rang.......................................

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]