United Thread | 2024/25

[Kippax77]

Rags = Dodo

Shitehawk

 

[I'm With Stupid]

I'm clinging on to the bird theory at the moment.
League Liverpool Liverbird
FACup Palace Eagles
League cup Newcastle Magpies
Europa Spurs Cockerell

Desperate stuff I know

They've got quite a few tits in their team though. Two on Luke Shaw for a start.

 

[Andy TheCatalyst Morrison]

They've got quite a few tits in their team though. Two on Luke Shaw for a start.

And a load of cocks

 

[jacko74]

Cosmetic improvements equals down to B and Q for some rat poison and sealant for the roof. They could also get a couple of throwaway BBQ’s while they are there.

The cosmetic "improvement" to the players tunnel looked more like it was straight from B and M rather than B&Q.

All it needed was a Live, Laugh, Love stencil on the wall.

 

[city986]

Issued with another 2 star hygiene rating, more rodents in the suites but there's even more on the terraces

 

[jacko74]

Issued with another 2 star hygiene rating, more rodents in the suites but there's even more on the terraces

I'm baffled how you can still achieve a 2 star rating with a rodent infestation!

Surely that would warrant an immediate closure and suspension of licence to prepare and sell food on the premises until the issue is resolved?

 

[r.soleofsalford]

29 points in front you Portuguese ****

 

[Djibrilshairdo]

I’m only responding to the name of Irving for the next 24 hours.

 

[RadcliffeRick]

I'm baffled how you can still achieve a 2 star rating with a rodent infestation!

Surely that would warrant an immediate closure and suspension of licence to prepare and sell food on the premises until the issue is resolved?

You do know this is mancheste united we are talking about? When was the last time any rules were enforced on them?

 

[LangleyBlue1970]

See their fans are doing the English name right into the gutter in Spain tonight. Spurs not so much.

Mostly bald men in their 50s. Cringe as fuck.

 

[deano ou812]

See their fans are doing the English name right into the gutter in Spain tonight. Spurs not so much.

Mostly bald men in their 50s. Cringe as fuck.

Fighting ?

 

[BlueFurn]

Just lose, you rag bastards.

 

[01282]

The city is yours, the city is yours, 39 points are you fucking sure. Cunts

 

[city986]

Got home late after the kings send off,up for work and my first thought of the day was COYS does that make a sad bastard or am I on point hating them cunts 24 7.ps do I need to wash in bleach nar fuck it COYS

 

[Shaker here..]

United will win tonight, I get it's a 'sore point with Citeeh' but any VAR will go in United's favour.
UEFA will be desperate to have them at the top table.

To win Spurs will have to play about 30% better IMO.

I got 7 to 2 prior to the quarter finals, might have a further wager today, bookies can't really split them.

Anyway to cheer you all up, Neville's hotel The Stock Exchange revenues dropped 24% last year and recorded a pre tax loss of 2.5 million.

'Superfan' Gary accommodated Bruce Springsteen, as The Sunday Times wryly put it 'The Glory Days Are Yet to Come'.

 

[blue b4 the moon]

SCUM

COYS (just for one night only)

 

[r.soleofsalford]

Got home late after the kings send off,up for work and my first thought of the day was COYS does that make a sad bastard or am I on point hating them cunts 24 7.ps do I need to wash in bleach nar fuck it COYS

On point

 

[Vienna_70]

29 points and 38 goal difference.

Just sayin'.

 

[Vienna_70]

United will win tonight, I get it's a 'sore point with Citeeh' but any VAR will go in United's favour.
UEFA will be desperate to have them at the top table.

To win Spurs will have to play about 30% better IMO.

I got 7 to 2 prior to the quarter finals, might have a further wager today, bookies can't really split them.

Anyway to cheer you all up, Neville's hotel The Stock Exchange revenues dropped 24% last year and recorded a pre tax loss of 2.5 million.

'Superfan' Gary accommodated Bruce Springsteen, as The Sunday Times wryly put it 'The Glory Days Are Yet to Come'.

You could say that the rags are the Darkness On The Edge Of Town.

 

[Always Ali]

The P45 Cup Final -

COYS, just for one night, don't be all Spursy, and don't let these utter cunts in through the back door!!!