Fuck that.Hear me out, and this may sound odd, next season id like them to have a little Carabao Cup run (beaten finalists) and finish about 12th.
Make it look like they are improving again, give the fans hope. Get the press talking about a title challenge for 2026/27 season. Talk of Bellingham joining in a big money move. The fans start to crow - “the appeal of United” etc.
Then it to revert back the season after… Amorim and Berrada sacked by November. Fans hope thoroughly crushed. Back to 17th.
Keep this going and when all hope has been crushed, chuck them in the skip and get them relegated.
I think this is called “Edging” and I’m all for it
The legend of Woodward lives onThe Rags just won £5m prize money last night, and £3.5m of that now has to go to Chelsea for Mason Mount playing last night.
I'm just hoping Viana isn't a fan or a mate of his...He’s the Portuguese Matt Le Tissier, looks good in odd moments. Spent his career showing no ambition at a not very good club.
Yes, Woody was a Goody...The legend of Woodward lives on
Love Soup Nazi..........No soup for you!! (c) Seinfeld
TNT thought they had the main event on sunday trophy parade and villa beating city to CL spotSunday will be fucking hilarious, Empty seats galore at The Swamp, Whilst the rest have green and gold until their sold all because they'll throw the toys out of the pram after a final defeat.
They won't get backlash, they'll get bumlash from Villa.