United Thread | 2024/25

[Protein Junkie]

 

[mancboy]

You’ll need a portable bbq and some meat well past its sell by date.

louis edwards family say hi

 

[BlueKolarovWorker]

Buy a few newspapers and heave them lying around with the sports pages open.

That's what I did after the Goater 3-1. Stuck the back pages on the wall all the way up the stairs and waited for my Rag boss to arrive. The memory of the beautiful sound of scrunching paper still makes me smile 22 years on!!!

 

[jimharri]

 

[Debaser]

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Who gives a fuck? If you love the club put your hand in your pocket and pay for a ticket ya drain.

 

[Roachy]

Hopefully will be relegated in my lifetime. They'll sack Amorim in December, at 15th place and then do even worse with the next clown.

I think I've seen everything in football I want to see other than this. I really hope they take the poor form from this season into next and embark on a complete tailspin. The stuff of dreams.

 

[abu13]

This really could be the perfect storm, already in the shit financially and no Europe to boost the coffers. A manager so fixed in his ways that he needs to buy new players to suit his style. There better players will be up for sale in order to create cash.

Sponsors deals may drop and no exceptional Covid or sales to be offset.

Can't afford to start over with a new manager but can't afford to back him either.

 

[Kippax77]

I noticed one of big Malcolm glazers boys was sat next to scruffy Jim for the match but nowhere to be seen when it came to the trophy ceremony, left poor old Jim to do the dirty work

He certainly looked dirty.
Needs a good wash, the paraffin

 

[Pingu the Penguin]

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Captain material that lad!

 

[abu13]

Captain material that lad!

Rat wanting to leave a sinking ship

 

[TonyColemansbagofapples]

Have a fucking heart people. We all know at least one rag fan and they don’t deserve this. Followed their club through thick and thick. They never expected this and it demeans us to take the piss now. Of all days. Have a heart blues and go easy on them.

I’ve hardly started yet. Absolutely no way I go easy on any red twat. By the time I’m less than half way through they will know what real piss taking is. And how shit they are and what is to come.

 

[mancboy]

 

[Bluesince1979]

Scruffy jim: martyn? Is that martyn edwards?

Martyn; hang on whos that? Let me just get off this toilet floor…
Hi jim what can i do for you?

sj; its about this meat you sold me out of one of your dads old freezers… i need a refund. BBQs off…

ME; have you got a receipt?

SJ; no it was cash , to save me a few quid;

ME; sold as seen …. Clunk.

SJ; but martyn the meats rancid and has flies on it … martyn … hello???

 

[TonyColemansbagofapples]

But Garnacho and Mainoo do have the potential to be good player's.
Both keepers suspect, all full backs suffering from either injury, or confidence.
Centre half's likewise.
Ageing midfield on huge wages, with their talisman being one who might just leave.
So they get good money from a Saudi team, but who with the world Cup looming wants to play for a team with physco deluded supporters and no CL?
It's a team built for the 70's. Big physical dirty player's.
Their only saving grace is Webb has clearly instructed officials to let things go.

 

[feedmpenzaandhewillscore]

This really could be the perfect storm, already in the shit financially and no Europe to boost the coffers. A manager so fixed in his ways that he needs to buy new players to suit his style. There better players will be up for sale in order to create cash.

Sponsors deals may drop and no exceptional Covid or sales to be offset.

Can't afford to start over with a new manager but can't afford to back him either.

No income tax, no vat

No money back, no guarantee

Long live Scruffy Jim, viva scruffy Jim

This time next year Omar we will be mid table.

 

[eastmanc]

They got 32 points from 42 games using 2 points for a win, finished 21st, 5 points from safety.
Using 3 for a win they'd have had 42 points from 42 games, so one point per game. They are currently on 39 points so doing slightly better.
Last night was up there with second division Southampton beating them in the 1976 FA Cup final, and them losing the Thursday League final a few years ago.

No, no
No, no, no, no
No, no, no, no
No, no, no, no Europe

Repeat all summer long

Thanks for that, very interesting indeed.

 

[SWPISHOME]

Rat **** Fernandes last night

Fucking hell, that was an all time stinker,

Pissed off saying it about him, He's a truly awful footballer and a hateful bastard.

He's what you'd call a "Match Of The Day" player. Looks decent for 2 minutes and don't see him for the rest of the game.

He has never and will never be able to dictate a game of football.

 

[eastmanc]

Hopefully will be relegated in my lifetime. They'll sack Amorim in December, at 15th place and then do even worse with the next clown.

Been there seen it done it.:-)

 

[mancboy]

Pissed off saying it about him, He's a truly awful footballer and a hateful bastard.

He's what you'd call a "Match Of The Day" player. Looks decent for 2 minutes and don't see him for the rest of the game.

He has never and will never be able to dictate a game of football.

hes not top quality, hes just slightly less shite than the rest of them, if he spent as much time trying to play football as he does whining to the ref hed be a slightly better player the rat faced ****

 

[standupifyouhatemanu]

Pissed off saying it about him, He's a truly awful footballer and a hateful bastard.

He's what you'd call a "Match Of The Day" player. Looks decent for 2 minutes and don't see him for the rest of the game.

He has never and will never be able to dictate a game of football.

And people on here rate him!