United Thread | 2024/25

[Shaggy]

I wouldn`t even shag her with yours, Shaggy.

Phew !

 

[East Level 2]

Just seen that they'll also have to enter the League Cup at the 2nd round stage next year as well !

There will be a few League Two teams for them to be drawn against at the swamp. And guaranteed TV coverage.

 

[Vienna_70]

OXO have decided to change the colour of the wrapper on their beef stock cubes, because from now on, red will used for laughing stock.

 

[1961_vintage]

I’m sure Sty and TNT will both find plenty of slots to shoehorn the scummy twats into.

Like it or not they get the viewing figures regardless of whether the narrative is how amazing they are or the narrative is how it's all such a travesty. It will take a few more years of mediocrity before the sales and marketing bullshit and associated advertising revenues start to dry-up.

But we see it for what it is - an anachronism that is progressively putrifying from the inside out.

 

[Shaggy]

Lovely.

I think he's just filled his nappy

 

[dickie davies]

View attachment 157523
This was a classic used back in the day on this forum as blues at the time could see it happening to the cunts eventually

One of our best ever Bluemooners loved the phrase “tick fucking tock”
Just did a quick search and there were plenty of results, including this one from 2010
God bless you Bill

been saying this for ages, there is no way they will traipse up from essex to watch the decline, rags by their nature are glory hunters, if there is no glory they will hunt elsewhere, the sad fuckers need that sense of achievement in their lives even though not one bit of it is down to them, you really have to pity them, this sounds like the usual football banter but i'm serious, i really do pity them and their weakness to "belong" to success.
i am truly interested to see where they go next, i'd say spurs but it looks like they may fall away,chelsea are aging, will be someone in europe, they obviously have dosh due to the north /south divide so flights to say barca wont be a problem from gatwick.

the rag press will say its a protest against the glazers, or the recession or whatever but we know the truth.

tick fucking tock.

 

[1961_vintage]

One of our best ever Bluemooners loved the phrase “tick fucking tock”
Just did a quick search and there were plenty of results, including this one from 2010
God bless you Bill

Nice one.

 

[Vienna_70]

Is it too much to dream that the rags could be relegated with Leeds next season?

I hope we are allowed to be the ones to send both of the cunts down.

@jimharri would think all his birthdays and Christmases had come at once.

And he wouldn’t be the only one!

 

[Grassland Blue]

Manchesniyeh might not get relegated next season, but they're definitely not going to get European Football.

Manchester City, LiVARpewl, Arse, Chelsea, Newcastle, Aston Villa, Nottingham Forest, Brighton....and the Scum think they can finish higher than any of them? Best they'll finish is 9th.

And spuds......

 

[Vienna_70]

More likely……View attachment 157492

Sam was a brilliant comedy actor.

He was superb as "Bunny" Warren in Porridge.

 

[JOGAMIGMOG]

Say they don’t finish above us in the league for ten more years (and it’s likely!) then that would be 23 years of City dominance. It could go on even longer.
Even now there’s kids who have gone through their ENTIRE schooling at primary and secondary school with united never finishing above City in the league.
It’s simply majestic.

 

[Vienna_70]

Giggs was the multitasking example for this. He’d give his wife one, then run over to his brother’s house and give her one before going back home to look for his birth certificate!!

And he still hasn’t found it!

 

[Macca3]

I’m sure Sty and TNT will both find plenty of slots to shoehorn the scummy twats into.

There’ll have all the Monday & Friday night slots now unfortunately!

 

[sutty66]

any chance they protest Sunday and storm pitch again to get it cancelled?!!?

 

[horlock_was_super]

Go fund me for a Luke Shaw statue anyone?

The amount that the materials would cost?
Fuck off.
I think we need a more realistic objective.
Let’s try and pay off the national debt first.

 

[cheekybids]

Always easier to get rid of the minions. Same in a lot of industries, if cost cutting needs to be done it's the domestics and the tea lady to go first. Not a lot of money, but they use them as numbers to appease those higher up the food chain....happening at my gaff right now.

With the Rags though it does make you wonder how bloated it was as an organisation.

My area of expertise is operational excellence & it shits me how most do it, Same as the DOGE fukwits. Anyone can stop paying contracts & sacking people but you’ll make no genuine savings doing that, shit just won’t get done & poor results will be blamed n it.

The thing that makes me laugh is they are in the results industry & brought in a marginal gains professional & what have they done…..

Created an atmosphere of distrust & resentment
Divide between the workforce
Low morale & blame
Penny pinching

Compare that with City where Chefs & kitmen are stood on podiums cheered by 50k fans whilst being hugged by the players.

Compare that with ex players getting tickets taken off them whilst ex City players are getting statues.

 

[cheekybids]

Surly if you want to save serious money you would look at the high earners not the minions

At £2.8 per every place you’d want maximum out of this. £15m more to finish above Bournemouth, compared to what they are now.

Big hitters won’t be leaving, Omar Swales better order 2 changing rooms if they want to bring players in cos the bomb squad won’t be going, they’ll be stinking the place out on £300k per week.

 

[WEMBLEY76]

Neville has been denied media access to Nottingham Forests ground to do Sky commentary on Sunday due to his comments about their chairman,after their last home game,interesting,food for thought for other teams maybe…

 

[r.soleofsalford]

Top Berting............

Thank you I`ve had years of practise.

 

[Vienna_70]

Neville has been denied media access to Nottingham Forests ground to do Sky commentary on Sunday due to his comments about their chairman,after their last home game,interesting,food for thought for other teams maybe…

It serves the snivelling gargoyle-faced twat right.

I hope all,other Premier League clubs follow suit.