United Thread | 2024/25

[big gaz]

Ok we all know the pages are longer but neglecting to say SCUM after 3 pages is a sin shame on you all ;-)

 

[mike1923]

Second bid of £62.5m rejected for Mbeumo

Wonder how much these clowns will end up paying

 

[blue b4 the moon]

Second bid of £62.5m rejected for Mbeumo

Wonder how much these clowns will end up paying

I could be wrong but. he's pretty average and we've only paid more than that twice ever, for Jack & Josko.

They could be having their back doors smashed in by Brentford.

He'd only just make the top 10 raggy ones, 'waves at' Casemiro, Rasmus, Sancho, Antony & Pogba...the other's haven't ripped up trees either.

 

[dadnlad]

Second bid of £62.5m rejected for Mbeumo
Unachievable add ons
Wonder how much these clowns will end up paying

Unachievable add ons
Well done Brentford

 

[Tuearts right boot]

Gullible fools who would rather follow the empty promises of their club spokespeople than live in the real world. Naive and easily led, believe only what they want to hear. Acquiescent to the end, they'd rather fill their empty, moronic minds with images of the rags signing world-beaters for minimum outlay, winning every single trophy available to them and generally being the greatest club the world has ever seen.

But it's not happening, Raggie's. Not happening. Your club is as hollow as a politician's promise, and about as popular amongst football fans as another Covid virus. You're not disliked, no no. Not at all...you are fucking loathed and despised. You may well lie there at night under your faded Beckscum duvet, with your grotesque Giggsy lampshade, and your sad and neglected pin-ups of Howard Webb and Mark Clattenburg wining and dining with Gill and the Pisscan, and you may well lie there tentatively fondling your seriously underdeveloped genitalia, remembering the days of Martin Tyler ejaculating whilst screaming out the names of various rag players from the past, but outside your little bubble the rest of the world is watching your vile club doing an excellent imitation of the Titan submersible, and enjoying every second of your long, slow destruction.

That's the spirit....When our first team start to play with such verve, venom, hatred and bitterness, we've cracked it, line them trophies up !!

 

[Citizen of Legoland]

I could be wrong but. he's pretty average and we've only paid more than that twice ever, for Jack & Josko.

They could be having their back doors smashed in by Brentford.

He'd only just make the top 10 raggy ones, 'waves at' Casemiro, Rasmus, Sancho, Antony & Pogba...the other's haven't ripped up trees either.

Rubbish, he’s an immense talent. Easily worth £100M.






;)

 

[Mazzarelli's Swiss Cheese]

Love it when they get a good snubbing.

 

[Semper aggressus]

Good work Brentford. Don’t sell anyone decent to those vermin.

If they end up with no choice through player pressure I hope they rinse the cunts for about £100m.

 

[madloaf]

Unachievable add ons
Well done Brentford

Must achieve 43pts in one season. Must finish above city once.

 

[Indaparkside]

SCUM

 

[denislawsbackheel]

Chapeau Brentford, chapeau.

 

[deano ou812]

Good work Brentford. Don’t sell anyone decent to those vermin.

If they end up with no choice through player pressure I hope they rinse the cunts for about £100m.

Yeah imagine if they signed him for say £80 million the media would still hail it as a fantastic deal for the rags,hope he sees sense and remembers it’s not all about money and goes to spurs ..

 

[01282]

Quality player McNab, if he was a precise with his shooting as he was with his passing he'd have scored 20 goals a season, had a strike rate about as good as Rasmus Birtles

Very precise against Huddersfield with that drilled shot to open the floodgates.

 

[TinFoilHat]

Agent Omar: 40 million. The rest in add ons.

Brentford: Go on...

AO: 20 million when we win the league.

B: *Laughs* Are you taking the piss?

AO: Ok...another 30 when we win the champions League, 5 on top for winning the FA Cup, and another Million for the league cup.

B: How about 80 million with no add ons and a buy back on a free when you get relegated?

AO: Are you taking the piss?

B: You started it! To quote his holiness the Pope - Fuck off!

 

[GH64]

Must achieve 43pts in one season. Must finish above city once.

An extra £20m unless they finish above Brentford might get the deal over the line

 

[N1985]

Getting absolutely bent over because the selling club know how desperate they are. You love to see it

 

[TinFoilHat]

Getting absolutely bent over because the selling club know how desperate they are. You love to see it

It's fucking hilarious.

I can see the rags negotiating team saying; "Do you know who you're dealing with? We're the famous Manchester United!"

 

[RodneyRodney]

I remember the days when I knew we had no chance of winning the premier league title , must be really shit being Nitid fan …

Saying that Howson reckons they’ll be challenging next season afterwards the capture of a Wolves and Brentford player .

For , maybe , 10th ?

 

[RodneyRodney]

Very precise against Huddersfield with that drilled shot to open the floodgates.

"Having got out of their own half, we then gave McNab far too much room to get his shot in" - Supermac afterwards
Watched the replay of that so many times ...

 

[RodneyRodney]

It's fucking hilarious.

I can see the rags negotiating team saying; "Do you know who you're dealing with? We're the famous Manchester United!"

What's really helped is that BBC article explaining how they're not really flat broke , and have actually got about 250 mill to spend.
I'll bet Jim's so pleased about that