United Thread | 2025/26

[TonyColemansbagofapples]

They finished 15th. Of course it can get worse

You mean better

 

[Gesario]

New season, new thread.

In:
Matheus Cunha

Out:
Jonny Evans
Victor Lindelof
Christian Eriksen

SCUM

 

[manclad]

Better take at least 4 points off these lot this year. Still got PTSD from last season.

City shipping in 2 goals in the last 5 minutes of that home game left me with shell shock.
And ditto the home game vs Spurs.
I was literally " sick as a chip" after both games.

 

[Grassland Blue]

City shipping in 2 goals in the last 5 minutes of that home game left me with shell shock.
And ditto the home game vs Spurs.
I was literally " sick as a chip" after both games.

I blame my lad.
Those were the 2 games he came to with me......
:- ))

 

[mscenterh750]

Time the skint raggy tramps were put into liquidation the corrupt cheating penniless scruffy Trafford twats.

I hope they get relegated with no fucking points.

 

[Mikejl]

New season, new thread.

In:
Matheus Cunha

Out:
Jonny Evans
Victor Lindelof
Christian Eriksen

Thought they'd signed Delap, Gyokeres Mbuemo Watkins and Moise Keane already - have I been decieved...

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

The best players for them next season will be Richard Masters and Howard Webb

 

[SomeMightSay]

 

[city2]

Better take at least 4 points off these lot this year. Still got PTSD from last season.

I want 6

 

[Brightwell’s left peg]

I want 6

That goes without saying, though I’ll settle for 4 and a +6 goal difference in the 3 point game. I’m not greedy.

 

[Vienna_70]

I’ve just seen that Rashford will be back with the rags for pre-season training on Monday.

I hope he continues where he left off in January, stinks the place out.

 

[Mazzarelli's Swiss Cheese]

Manchester United: Marcus Rashford, Alejandro Garnacho and Jadon Sancho among five to tell club they want to leave

Marcus Rashford, Alejandro Garnacho and Jadon Sancho are among five players to have informed Manchester United they want to leave the club.

www.bbc.co.uk

Rats, sinking ship.

 

[TinFoilHat]

The best players for them next season will be Richard Masters and Howard Webb

The new boy reffing the Villa game has potential.

I want them down with Leeds.

 

[Colin Bells Boots]

Manchester United: Marcus Rashford, Alejandro Garnacho and Jadon Sancho among five to tell club they want to leave

Marcus Rashford, Alejandro Garnacho and Jadon Sancho are among five players to have informed Manchester United they want to leave the club.

www.bbc.co.uk

Rats, sinking ship.

Should make them stay, they can bring so much more to club/ team morale.

 

[Mazzarelli's Swiss Cheese]

Should make them stay, they can bring so much more to club/ team morale.

Is the £5m pounds Chelsea paid to not sign Sancho a record - is it the most a club has ever paid to fuck someone off and not sign them?

 

[Grassland Blue]

Time the skint raggy tramps were put into liquidation the corrupt cheating penniless scruffy Trafford twats.

I hope they get relegated with no fucking points.

-10......

 

[Cumbie Blue]

Rags speaking to Leeds, Burnley and (of course) Sunderland this weekend trying to convince them to pick up the shit they deemed surplus to requirements for 15th place last season.

 

[Vienna_70]

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Rags speaking to Leeds, Burnley and (of course) Sunderland this weekend trying to convince them to pick up the shit they deemed surplus to requirements for 15th place last season.

I bet scruffy Jim is really pissed off with Middlesbrough for sacking Carrick, as that would have been an ideal outlet.

 

[Vienna_70]

Manchester United: Marcus Rashford, Alejandro Garnacho and Jadon Sancho among five to tell club they want to leave

Marcus Rashford, Alejandro Garnacho and Jadon Sancho are among five players to have informed Manchester United they want to leave the club.

www.bbc.co.uk

Rats, sinking ship.

It was no secret that Antony, Rashford, Gaspacho and Jaded had all fallen out with AMoron, but I’m surprised that Malacia wants to go too.

 

[Mazzarelli's Swiss Cheese]

It was no secret that Antony, Rashford, Gaspacho and Jaded had all fallen out with AMoron, but I’m surprised that Malacia wants to go too.

Tough to offload them I'd have thought. It's not just the deluded fees the rags will expect but the rockstar wages most of these wankers are on too.