United Thread | 2025/26

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They're out of Europe, so they only need enough players for 1 game a week. The 22 man squad is piss weak, though. Need a striker and a goalie for starters. And a DM

Hojlund/Zirkzee/Obi
Cunha/Mbuemo/Mount/Amad
Casemiro/Ugarte/Fernandes/Collyer
Dorgu/Shaw/Heaven/Martinez/De ligt/Maguire/Mazroui/Amass
Onana/Bayindir/Heaton
In all seriousness, would any of those stand a chance of getting into a first eleven (of our mens team)?
 
Looks like they have re-couped 14m from the sell on fees for Elanga and Alvaro Carreras.

Astoundingly bad management that they sold Carreras for peanuts and bought a dud in Malacia. Now Carreras is signing for Real Madrid and Malacia is on the chopping block.
 
Honestly who do they have other than Penandez that's classed as quality player that would fetch them a hefty chunk? Lol
I don't even rate Ratboy very highly, he's too temperamental. He's in the ref's ear all game (something he'd never be able to do at any other club - except the Dippers, of course). He downs tools the moment he realises the game is lost, and spends the remainder of the match walking around with a sullen and disinterested look on his rodent-styled face.
He's at the club that he was born to be at, and he'll remain there for the rest of his career: big-fish-small-pond syndrome.
 
They're out of Europe, so they only need enough players for 1 game a week. The 22 man squad is piss weak, though. Need a striker and a goalie for starters. And a DM

Hojlund/Zirkzee/Obi
Cunha/Mbuemo/Mount/Amad
Casemiro/Ugarte/Fernandes/Collyer
Dorgu/Shaw/Heaven/Martinez/De ligt/Maguire/Mazroui/Amass
Onana/Bayindir/Heaton

Seeing their squad written down makes it look even worse than i imagined, luckily for them cunts there will be 3 worse teams than them again this season but they're only heading in one direction which fantastically is downwards!!!
 
Is Rashford trying his best for a kiss and makeup?
Returned to training as nobody wants him
 

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