United Thread | 2025/26

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They're out of Europe, so they only need enough players for 1 game a week. The 22 man squad is piss weak, though. Need a striker and a goalie for starters. And a DM

Hojlund/Zirkzee/Obi
Cunha/Mbuemo/Mount/Amad
Casemiro/Ugarte/Fernandes/Collyer
Dorgu/Shaw/Heaven/Martinez/De ligt/Maguire/Mazroui/Amass
Onana/Bayindir/Heaton
In all seriousness, would any of those stand a chance of getting into a first eleven (of our mens team)?
 
Honestly who do they have other than Penandez that's classed as quality player that would fetch them a hefty chunk? Lol
I don't even rate Ratboy very highly, he's too temperamental. He's in the ref's ear all game (something he'd never be able to do at any other club - except the Dippers, of course). He downs tools the moment he realises the game is lost, and spends the remainder of the match walking around with a sullen and disinterested look on his rodent-styled face.
He's at the club that he was born to be at, and he'll remain there for the rest of his career: big-fish-small-pond syndrome.
 
They're out of Europe, so they only need enough players for 1 game a week. The 22 man squad is piss weak, though. Need a striker and a goalie for starters. And a DM

Hojlund/Zirkzee/Obi
Cunha/Mbuemo/Mount/Amad
Casemiro/Ugarte/Fernandes/Collyer
Dorgu/Shaw/Heaven/Martinez/De ligt/Maguire/Mazroui/Amass
Onana/Bayindir/Heaton

Seeing their squad written down makes it look even worse than i imagined, luckily for them cunts there will be 3 worse teams than them again this season but they're only heading in one direction which fantastically is downwards!!!
 
Is Rashford trying his best for a kiss and makeup?
Returned to training as nobody wants him
 

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