The FOC thread.

[Lavinda Past]

It's what you get when you see Werther's Original on special offer

I love it when you talk dirty...

 

[Bill Walker]

Lick em and stick em..

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

A junior FOC is basically like a five year apprenticeship in which time you have to master several things.
* Make the transition from using your thumb to index finger when texting.
* Obtain your Mobility Scooter Licence (you are not allowed to Joust without one)
* Check weather alerts hourly and complain irrespective of local conditions.
* Wear a shirt, tie and cardigan in 30degree heat.
* regular use of the phrase “I remember when” or “You won’t remember when”
* Fall asleep when you should be awake and vice versa.
* Make a trip to the Garden Centre a whole day experience.

Does everyone immediately evolve into Brian Potter on their 65th birthday!?!

Something for us all to look forward to.......... :-)

 

[RadcliffeRick]

Does everyone immediately evolve into Brian Potter on their 65th birthday!?!

Something for us all to look forward to.......... :-)

Brian Potter?? Lightweight!!

 

[Blue Maverick]

Lick em and stick em..

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When everyone smoked like a trooper to get a teasmaid

 

[Lavinda Past]

When everyone smoked like a trooper to get a teasmaid

 

[mexico1970]

When everyone smoked like a trooper to get a teasmaid

Now they vape like troopers to get popcorn lung and no fucking goblin teasmaid :-)

 

[maccieblue]

Grandmaster 3 golden rules:

Never pass a lavatory;
Never trust a fart;
Never waste a hard-on!

And the last 2 can be sorted when you find a lavatory

 

[Djibrilshairdo]

Strippers - lunchtime in the pub, the ahem ‘gentlemen’s evenings’ down the Labour club, there was even a booze cruise down the Bridgewater canal on a barge that had strippers.

 

[mexico1970]

Anyone remember this beauty?

 

[threespires]

Lick em and stick em..

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It was the divi in our house...

 

[Bill Walker]

What’s a hard on? I seem to have forgotten the term.

It's a hat you can wear on building sites to protect your head.

 

[RadcliffeRick]

As a junior foc I feel sorry for the kids of today as the will never own a Johnny 7 one man army gun or win a smoking chimp at the fair they really don't know what they missed

Or knowing with certainly at some point your arm will be severely injured by your clackers.

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

Anyone remember this beauty?

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'Kin hell - did you have to use a briefcase for a wallet...........

 

[Lavinda Past]

And the last 2 can be sorted when you find a lavatory

You are George Michael and I claim my £5.

 

[Lavinda Past]

Anyone remember this beauty?

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[Bill Walker]

I was thinking that having very white teeth was a recent phenomenon/obsession.

But then I remembered the advert from way back that said 'you'll wonder where the yellow went if you brush your teeth with pepsodent'.

 

[Bill Walker]

I remember a time when “a new hip joint” meant some place I wanted to go on Friday night.

 

[noseve]

Or knowing with certainly at some point your arm will be severely injured by your clackers.

Or vice-versa, as the Joy of Wanking kicks in... :-)

 

[Lavinda Past]

'Kin hell - did you have to use a briefcase for a wallet...........

If you had a quid in your pocket, you were very popular at the pub. You could get a suit for 50/- (£2,50) at Burtons (even without having to show your arse in the window).