United Thread | 2025/26

[The Stockport Iniesta]

Just seen something which said Cunha spent the most minutes per match walking in the league last season. Apparently he walks around for just over 77% of each game on average. The one's below him on the list of being lazy fuckers were central defenders who have an excuse when the ball is in or around the opposition box.

 

[blue roo]

To be fair Grealish wasn't wrong

A face like a Bulldog chewing a wasp.

 

[RodneyRodney]

The ugly **** should have been fined much more than £120 simply for being a trouble-making and stupid fucking rag.

Honestly the criminal justice system in this country !

He should be fined 10K just for wearing that ugly mask !

 

[Gingers Dad]

Wouldn't you ? He was a season ticket holder but has now been banned for 3 years.
I'd call that a good result

Magistrate has set a bad precedence here. They'll be queuing up to take a pop at City players now

 

[Shirley]

And to top it all he's been given a 3-year ban from watching united as well. He's one lucky bastard.

He will no doubt join all the others who are banned and watch that lot in moston

 

[Vienna_70]

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Apparently, Holt asked if the banning order could be increased to ten years.

 

[citytill1die84]

It is easy for them to loan out platers like him. Their salaries are not that high.

We should look ourselves in the mirror instead. We have give out ridiculous deals to Jonny Boulders, kalvin,akanjii, jack the lad and ilkay.

Jack was not worth half of that even when he was at his peak at Villa. Boulders is great when fit so should have had match bonuses.

Kalvin no logic whatsoever

Akanjii way too high

Ilkay was senselessy sentimental. He did not perform particularly well at Barca.

Gundogan got Barcelona player of the season lol

Stones, Grealish, Akanji all valuable members of our treble winning side. Stop talking absolute bollocks ffs.

 

[city saint]

Happy for the guy, he's the only head rag that I've ever remotely cared a little bit about. Plus, I was diagnosed with urothelial cancer last week and it gives this FOC a glimpse of light in an otherwise rather bleak couple of days.

good luck mate

 

[mancboy]

Happy for the guy, he's the only head rag that I've ever remotely cared a little bit about. Plus, I was diagnosed with urothelial cancer last week and it gives this FOC a glimpse of light in an otherwise rather bleak couple of days.

good luck fella, it can be beat.

 

[nmc]

Another one of the vermin is banned for 3 years. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cdezpzp5pydo

 

[jimharri]

Desperately trying to keep themselves relevant.

 

[deegee33]

Desperately trying to keep themselves relevant.

Had to laugh at some of the responses. Although I find it hard to imagine, they really do know how to embarrass themselves.

 

[JASR]

Desperately trying to keep themselves relevant.

Alternative version:
Manchester United fan from Manchester who went to Manchester City Academy because United’s is crap, stays and plays for Manchester City 1st team, then leaves for more game time, scores opening two goals in FIFA Club World Cup final, that shows it really is nothing to do with Manshestnitid, but some sad sod has to grasp at any straw to keep the spirits up.

 

[jimharri]

 

[Xhavenjoe]

Also, the gap between manchester united and Brentford remains considerable

 

[RodneyRodney]

Also, the gap between manchester united and Brentford remains considerable

No it isn't. It's way bigger than that.

 

[jimharri]

Also, the gap between manchester united and Brentford remains considerable

Will Mbeumo downgrade? Or is it simply a case of.....

 

[Vienna_70]

Had to laugh at some of the responses. Although I find it hard to imagine, they really do know how to embarrass themselves.

But he’s too good to play for the rags.

 

[Djibrilshairdo]

Didn’t rag Lurch Gazpacho do similar? Don’t hold your breath for a retrospective investigation on that one…

Lamine Yamal: Barcelona winger set to be investigated over dwarfism row

Spain's Ministry of Social Rights asks the country's prosecutor's office to investigate Barcelona winger Lamine Yamal after he reportedly hired people with dwarfism to perform at his 18th birthday party.

www.bbc.co.uk

 

[Resurrection Joe...]

Im pretty sure it's the 'add-ons' that are the issue...Brentford would get lets say another 5 mill if Mbuemo gets tha ballon d'or, or scores 30+ goals, or wins the PL etc are all pretty much ridiculous. Brentford are requiring the add ons as an upfront part.