The type of people who think it was Tyler are the same thundercunts who don’t acknowledge you when you give way to them whilst driving. Who’ll correct you mid-sentence if you say something like “less” instead of “fewer”. The type of people who will spend time on their mobile phones in the cinema. These are people who still call Diego Maradona a druggy cheat. They’ll spend time on the Oasis thread telling everyone how simple their songs are and that anyone could play them. The type of people who say “Can I get…” at a food counter. The bastards will get served before you at the bar despite knowing full well that they were there after you. If you ask them if they prefer Chinese or Indian food, they’ll say “Mexican”. Probably Star Wars geeks who don’t mind sky blue shorts on a City home kit. They certainly won’t “Poznan”. They enjoy WWE a little too much for their age and say “heels and turns” instead of “goodies and baddies”. Sat there in a corner of a boozer nursing a pint of Wizard’s Monkey Spunk, tutting and rolling their eyes at anyone who asks for a pint of Cruzcampo.