United Thread | 2025/26

[Protein Junkie]

St. Fishfingers.

Always loved this and Pope Fishcake II.

 

[eboblue]

FC United aren’t irrelevant to me. We’ve never played them and maybe never will, but I despise them… never mind Trafford United.

We may do after our multiple relegations!

 

[Silva61]

They will never be irrelevant to me. Whilst I understand the meaning of your post, if they are irrelevant, beating the raggy fuckers would mean nothing.
Watching them suffer at the bottom of the table is a joy. Knowing that if they improve this season and get 10th, they will have spent 150 million (and counting) to rise 6 places.
If they are irrelevant to us how can we laugh at them ? I don't laugh at other lower mid table teams but I reserve the right to guffaw, chortle, snigger and laugh very loudly at the scummy wankers.

In the context of competing with us they are very much irrelevant and have been for years.

 

[Silva61]

I could only manager 5 minutes but that Mackola guy is an absolute weapon. He thinks he's intelligent. Thick as fuck and as a bitter as they come.

White socks, what a ****, as for Jesus next to him he's deluded.

 

[RodneyRodney]

As for their hopes of top four this year, no club that has finished 15th one season has ever secured Champions league football by finishing in the top four the season after in the Premier League era. Amorim is going to have to perform a footballing miracle for that to happen.

No.
But we, City , typical Manchester F City, did manage once the noble and soaring distinction of being relegated as defending champions.

But then, this is Manchester City we're talking about

 

[spacecadet]

In central London, managed to clash with Oasis first London night. Loads of bucket hats and Adidas clobber worn by plastic Manc wannabes. Bit like a rag home game, to be honest.

 

[its a Barm]

We

Last weekend my wife's cousin came up to Co Durham from Portsmouth. He has lived there all his life and is a lifelong rag supporter. He had been to see Oasis and said he couldn't understand why it seemed to be a City lovefest and refused to do the Poznan.
However, when we were out for lunch I asked him why they are expecting the taxpayers to pay for their new big top. He came out with some nonsense about it revitalising the area and bringing 180k jobs to the area.
When I pointed out the flaws in this argument he wouldn't have it. He even suggested later, that the stories about the state of the leaks at the stadium, rats infestation and poor food hygiene was fake news because "everyone hates us".

Well he got one point spot on

 

[Crooked_rain]

No.

Needs banning for thinking you're clever enough and we're all stupid enough to not realise that you're a rag trolling the forum.

It's very much you who needs to grow up... and stop playing silly games and giving yourself cheap thrills by wumming and thinking you're fooling us all.

Just come clean about your true allegiances and then perhaps we could have a grown up discussion about football.

I'm not a rag though. People know how much i get involved in city threads (more than you) and can clearly see I'm a city fan.

Just funny watching people bite when I use a rag players nickname.

 

[Vienna_70]

I'm not a rag though. People know how much i get involved in city threads (more than you) and can clearly see I'm a city fan.

Just funny watching people bite when I use a rag players nickname.

It seems to me that you’re an attention seeker.

That’s the only conclusion I can come to..

 

[fulabeer]

 

[fulabeer]

Just funny watching people bite when I use a rag players nickname.

Even Fergie doesn't refer to him with that nickname mate...

 

[Grassland Blue]

They will never be irrelevant to me. Whilst I understand the meaning of your post, if they are irrelevant, beating the raggy fuckers would mean nothing.
Watching them suffer at the bottom of the table is a joy. Knowing that if they improve this season and get 10th, they will have spent 150 million (and counting) to rise 6 places.
If they are irrelevant to us how can we laugh at them ? I don't laugh at other lower mid table teams but I reserve the right to guffaw, chortle, snigger and laugh very loudly at the scummy wankers.

Absolutely!
Just like they did when we were un the third tier of the football cake.....
:- )

 

[abu13]

Wouldnt be surprised if these try going after Ortega.

 

[roach3]

It sounds like you’re waking up for the cig, it’s the nicotine.

Wish it was just that mate I have a slipped disc and trying to sleep next to my rag wife kicking me all night while I’m in agony is no fun, yeh she def asleep when she’s doing it lol

 

[roach3]

I could only manager 5 minutes but that Mackola guy is an absolute weapon. He thinks he's intelligent. Thick as fuck and as a bitter as they come.

If you had to pick one scum fan that has so much lack of self awareness and entitlement
He’d be that guy, he acts like he’s back in the 90s and they’ve just lost the title.

 

[remember arthur mann]

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Panathinaikos with a bit of luck.

 

[roach3]

In for Watkins?

The same watkins that their fans were turning their noses up a few weeks ago
Apparently not good enough self entitled cunts.

 

[roach3]

I was about seven or eight years old at the time. I use to love watching that.

A quick google tells us it was on 73-81
So I was 13 when it started barely watched it as you would expect at that age.

 

[Tracking back]

A quick google tells us it was on 73-81
So I was 13 when it started barely watched it as you would expect at that age.

I was 6 years old when it started in 1973.

It was definitely age appropriate by the time I got around to watching it (1974 - 1975).

That, the magic roundabout and Mary, Mungo & midge were among my favorites.

 

[r.soleofsalford]

Wish it was just that mate I have a slipped disc and trying to sleep next to my rag wife kicking me all night while I’m in agony is no fun, yeh she def asleep when she’s doing it lol

You sound like your going threw hell and you’ve got a slipped disc,