Still don't know why he suddenly left the way he did. Of course something went on that we know nothing about, and I daresay we will never know the full details, but it's always puzzled me. And because I'm a FOC with nothing else to do as I rapidly approach the autumn years of my life, I want some juicy gossip to sustain me until I can start spreading rumours about me, Susan Stranks (ask your mum), an empty Smarties tube, Ron Goodwin's 'Theme From 633 Squadron' and an almost-empty 19th century commode.