United Thread | 2025/26

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It was always going to happen though, just a matter of time. They are still shit, just not quite as shit as they were
Mbuemo was good alongside Wissa. Cuenha is a quality player. Sesko is completely untested in the PL, as was Hojlund and look how that turned out.

They’ve not addressed their real issues though.

They aren’t in a better position than this time last year and there is no way they have the money now to address said issues.
 
Not sarcasm mate, they have overpaid for their new signings but Sesko is far better than Hojlund?
A low bar! They still haven’t addressed their GK, defence & no legs in midfield! They’ll win more games than last season, especially with the number of non pens they’ll get but 8th/9th at best!
 
Not sarcasm mate, they have overpaid for their new signings but Sesko is far better than Hojlund?
It wouldn't be difficult to be better than Rasmus Birtles, I genuinely haven't seen enough of Sesko to go into detail about him, He's scored 27 goals in 64 games in the Bundesliga over the last two seasons and you'd imagine he'll fine the Premier League much for difficult.

They've signed far better players over the years and haven't got the best out of them, The jury is still out on the three they've signed now.
 
Yeh that maybe true but it’s a result for the premier league seeing as they propped the club up with a 15th place finish.
A top half finish for the rags will get the same exposure as someone winning the fucking thing.
Couldn’t give a toss about media exposure pal. Only exposure it gets from me is when I see one of the cunts in a pub and I get to graciously remind them how fuckin wank they are.
 
Couldn’t give a toss about media exposure pal. Only exposure it gets from me is when I see one of the cunts in a pub and I get to graciously remind them how fuckin wank they are.
Correct. There is a weird obsession with how they are perceived in the media on here. All that really matters is everyone knows they’re shit - including the rag cunts themselves.
 
Correct. There is a weird obsession with how they are perceived in the media on here. All that really matters is everyone knows they’re shit - including the rag cunts themselves.
Not bothered if the media keep blowing smoke up their arses. The first step to solving a problem is to realise it exists, so the more media puff- pieces, false dawn's and over rated signings the better as far as I'm concerned.
 
Not sarcasm mate, they have overpaid for their new signings but Sesko is far better than Hojlund?
They didn't address their real issues, which is the midfield. And if they play all their new signings (incl. Sesko) + Diallo + Fernandes, the team is horribly unbalanced. Also without Garnarcho, Diallo is the only natural winger left.

Top heavy team supported by an already piss poor midfield. Just seems like their club saw they weren't scoring enough and thought to "just stack more attackers in, that'll help".
 
Mbuemo was good alongside Wissa. Cuenha is a quality player. Sesko is completely untested in the PL, as was Hojlund and look how that turned out.

They’ve not addressed their real issues though.

They aren’t in a better position than this time last year and there is no way they have the money now to address said issues.
Exactly ..midfield is shite (ugarte and cashemiro)
defence is shite (onana , slabhead and the butcher)
they may score a few more but still concede the same prob even more
 
They didn't address their real issues, which is the midfield. And if they play all their new signings (incl. Sesko) + Diallo + Fernandes, the team is horribly unbalanced. Also without Garnarcho, Diallo is the only natural winger left.

Top heavy team supported by an already piss poor midfield. Just seems like their club saw they weren't scoring enough and thought to "just stack more attackers in, that'll help".

Well the snake Berrada reckons they are working on another 3 signings so i`m assuming they will bring some players in to them areas as well.
 
Paying £80 for bang average players is where Utd are. Just find it odd that a team who finished 15th with the highest wage bill and no European football can pass FFP and PSR rules. Oh wait a minute, I forgot the rules are their own.
 
Sky sports understands there is a growing feeling that he wants to join the rags…
They’re desperate for him to
They say this with everyone linked with them.

I hope this sesko geezer fucks them off for the Geordies.

To be honest with you every transfer window sky sports news has their cock out for the red mardarses, it's so predictable.

Then when said transfer doesn't happen they fumble some half arsed excuse out.
 
It’s always been banded around it will take £300 million plus to move the freight yard located near the swamp so I don’t get their surprise at the figure being quoted. Perhaps they want the money upfront on not in the payment on the never never that the rags do with their transfer dealings.
Or FL could cheekily want the rags to be paying for their brand new sidings.......
 
Amazing how they can spend as much as they like without any of the governing bodies batting an eyelid.

Of cause that has always been the case and was one of the reasons for their success under Slur.

Having a huge debt also does not seem to concern the powers that be.

Fucking Cunts.
 
Sesko would be getting slaughtered today too if the team that finished 15th wasn't the rags.

This is where the British media have lost all credibility.

This tired old cliche of players being unable to resist the world famous and historic club is bullshit.

Debenham's used to be a giant in the British retail world and look at them now. They're just another dot-com.

If players are clambering over themselves to join this world famous club then why are the rags constantly having to pay over the odds for these apparent starstruck players?

The rags have become the emperor's new clothes and while the media are colluding, the rest of the town folk are laughing at them.
I agree 100%. I work with rags and they’re convinced this fella is the new Haaland and they’re up for a title charge this season. Delusional doesn’t cover it
 
I agree 100%. I work with rags and they’re convinced this fella is the new Haaland and they’re up for a title charge this season. Delusional doesn’t cover it
Idiots. Like Falcao was their Aguero - 4 goals later…
And like Sanchez was also their Aguero - 3 goals in 2 years later…

The mother fuckers never, ever learn.
 

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