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[idahoblues]

Today I am going to the MRI Eye hospital as I have a bleed on my eye.
They are going to inject something in my eye !!!!
I think they said I'd need about 8 injections !!!
I don't mind doing needles normally, giving blood etc is not a problem but in my eye !

 

[Bill Walker]

Further, you can drink alcohol, if someone else is paying...

 

[calumdown]

the most interesting thing about living in a country that is permantently warm is your ballbag is always nicely relaxed and slack.

never any tight scrote uncomfortable knackers being squeezed up inside you.


just hangin' lower than your grandmother's tits.

 

[idahoblues]

the most interesting thing about living in a country that is permantently warm is your ballbag is always nicely relaxed and slack.

never any tight scrote uncomfortable knackers being squeezed up inside you.


just hangin' lower than your grandmother's tits.

The older I get having an ‘inny’ isn’t a bad thing, as long as you’re not trying to impress some chica, not having sweaty balls dragging behind you is ok

 

[Bill Walker]

the most interesting thing about living in a country that is permantently warm is your ballbag is always nicely relaxed and slack.

never any tight scrote uncomfortable knackers being squeezed up inside you.


just hangin' lower than your grandmother's tits.

It's funny.
When I joined this forum I never dreamt or expected to be one day reading about your testicles.

 

[calumdown]

The older I get having an ‘inny’ isn’t a bad thing, as long as you’re not trying to impress some chica, not having sweaty balls dragging behind you is ok

i believe some people of certain sexual differences squidge them up inside as a preference.
and maybe sumo wrestlers.

it just feels so nice to have them hanging down.

it has to be said i do find myself having to quickly readjust things when i get into a car,
but other than that it seems to be beneficial.
i'm sure my spermcount is higher.

 

[Brightwell’s left peg]

It's funny.
When I joined this forum I never dreamt or expected to be one day reading about your testicles.

Did it take a few weeks or months after joining until the dreams started?

 

[Bill Walker]

Did it take a few weeks or months after joining until the dreams started?

Hahaha

 

[idahoblues]

i believe some people of certain sexual differences squidge them up inside as a preference.
and maybe sumo wrestlers.

it just feels so nice to have them hanging down.

it has to be said i do find myself having to quickly readjust things when i get into a car,
but other than that it seems to be beneficial.
i'm sure my spermcount is higher.

I have a sauna and will indulge the old nut bag in the middle of winter, other than that it hibernates for half of the year.

 

[KS55]

I have a sauna and will indulge the old nut bag in the middle of winter, other than that it hibernates for half of the year.

Only half the year? Ha, you’re an amateur FOC.

 

[KS55]

The ancient sport of Dwile Flonking is an official event in the Cotswold Olympicks.

 

[Tuearts right boot]

the most interesting thing about living in a country that is permantently warm is your ballbag is always nicely relaxed and slack.

never any tight scrote uncomfortable knackers being squeezed up inside you.


just hangin' lower than your grandmother's tits.

When we lived in Spain mine were always stuck to my legs

 

[mexico1970]

In the past, it was not unheard of for young women to have all their teeth extracted as a 21st birthday present. This practice, while now considered outdated and harmful, was driven by a desire to avoid future dental costs, particularly in an era before comprehensive dental care like the NHS. BBC reports that this was more common for women to prevent the burden of dental bills on their future husbands.

 

[Grassland Blue]

In the past, it was not unheard of for young women to have all their teeth extracted as a 21st birthday present. This practice, while now considered outdated and harmful, was driven by a desire to avoid future dental costs, particularly in an era before comprehensive dental care like the NHS. BBC reports that this was more common for women to prevent the burden of dental bills on their future husbands.

I guess that's where the saying,
"Get your gums around me plums" originates......

 

[Lavinda Past]

In the past, it was not unheard of for young women to have all their teeth extracted as a 21st birthday present. This practice, while now considered outdated and harmful, was driven by a desire to avoid future dental costs, particularly in an era before comprehensive dental care like the NHS. BBC reports that this was more common for women to prevent the burden of dental bills on their future husbands.

Post #3012 - June 2025

I've just found this gem!

"Many newly married women in the Victorian era endured a painful yet financially practical wedding gift.

In order for a husband to escape the costliness of future dental procedures, their wife would have ALL her teeth pulled out and replaced with dentures.

Even if a bride had a perfectly healthy smile, her teeth would still be extracted. Victorian dentures were made of wood, porcelain, animal bone, ivory, hard rubber, gold, and real human teeth".

My solicitor will be in touch....

;-)

 

[calumdown]

When we lived in Spain mine were always stuck to my legs

what does that even mean?

 

[calumdown]

I have a sauna and will indulge the old nut bag in the middle of winter, other than that it hibernates for half of the year.

i heard it said that not ejaculating on a regular basis is the cause of prostate cancer.
hence why it's usually married men rather than bachelors who suffer from it.


my grandmother used to call it a having a prostrate...

""eee, has't thee 'eard?
our joe's gotta prostrate."

 

[Bill Walker]

 

[Barcon]

the most interesting thing about living in a country that is permantently warm is your ballbag is always nicely relaxed and slack.

never any tight scrote uncomfortable knackers being squeezed up inside you.


just hangin' lower than your grandmother's tits.

Pics?

 

[Bill Walker]

True story, the dangers of living in high rise buildings...
I lived on the 44th floor for 8 years, glad to be back in a house, although I do miss the views.



. Tonight I talked to a good friend who lives on the 75th Floor of the Q1 Building in Surfers Paradise, and who is a long time Resident there.

At 77 Floors, this still remains one of the tallest Residential Buildings in the Southern Hemisphere.

He and his wife (a retired couple in their mid-seventies), were awakened by the Fire Alarm sounding, and their Intercom PA system advising them to immediately evacuate the Building.

My friend then slightly opened his Unit door and found the corridor completely blocked off by dense, black, acrid smoke.

Access to the Fire Escape Stairs was not possible.

You cannot imagine how traumatic that must have been for them.


2. He immediately closed the door and sealed it as best he could with damp towels.

3. They were then advised over the Intercom Public Address System that the the Floors up to 25 Level were to be evacuated first, followed by those on up to the 60 Level.

4. A subsequent Intercom announcement instructed Residents to stay in their Units. The evacuation was reportedly unsafe (risk of smoke inhalation), and was proving to be too slow.

5. Fortunately his Unit has a Balcony window which can be fully opened, but apparently other Units in his Building can only open their windows 250mm or so (Statutory child safety requirement).

6. There is extensive smoke damage in the Building and significant residual smoke odours within his Unit tonight.

7. Those that did make it to the Fire Stairs found smoke there as well, obviously because the Fire Doors once opened, allowed the immense volume of smoke backed up in the corridors to infiltrate the Stair Well.

8. He was advised that the Fire started at the base of the Rubbish Chute.

9. There had been problems with chute blockages and maintenance issues over the years.

Scary shit.