United Thread | 2025/26

[jrb]

BBC Football w@nking itself silly over the Sesko signing. Stats, stats, and more stats.

 

[blue for life]

BBC Football w@nking itself silly over the Sesko signing. Stats, stats, and more stats.

Also desperate to explain how they can afford him! Never do that for us?

 

[blue b4 the moon]

It's mad, they have no shame at the BBC the table they show has their last 'better than Haaland' player 5th or 6th in goals scored by an under 23 in the top leagues..

 

[journolud]

what’s people’s thoughts on this Sesko fella?

Had no thoughts on him previously but now I think he's a **** like all the other rags

 

[tommybooth]

My troll through YouTube this morning

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Where have all the mancs gone?

 

[Tracking back]

Question lads. Do you dislike United or Liverpool more? I'm a Gooner and should dislike Sp*rs but I can say with absolute certainty that I dislike Liverpool more than Tottenham.

The rags, I despise them with a passion.

Some people say "hate is a strong word" but it's not strong enough to describe how I feel about them.

Liverpool, Arsenal, Chelsea, Spurs and the other fourteen team's in the league I'm pretty indifferent about.

Liverpool and Arsenal occasionally register on my annoyance radar, but that's usually because we happen to be in a title race with them and the media become sycophantic about them.

But to answer your question: I hate the rags more than anything else in the history of mankind.

 

[LangleyBlue1970]

The rags, I despise them with a passion.

Some people say "hate is a strong word" but it's not strong enough to describe how I feel about them.

Liverpool, Arsenal, Chelsea, Spurs and the other fourteen team's in the league I'm pretty indifferent about.

Liverpool and Arsenal occasionally register on my annoyance radar, but that's usually because we happen to be in a title race with them and the media become sycophantic about them.

But to answer your question: I hate the rags more than anything else in the history of mankind.

Surely they’re second in line to messrs Whiting and Huntley?

 

[Zubrman]

We play them at Old Toilet for our opening game - it's vital we get their season off to a disappointing start to crush any hopes they might have had.

Hope Zubimendi kicks Bruno in the balls

I'll do my best!

 

[hertsblue]

BBC Football w@nking itself silly over the Sesko signing. Stats, stats, and more stats.

And trying to justify the spending despite being in debt.somehow avoiding PSR and rounds of redundancies.
Must adit though, they have a decent attack now, they created lots last year but had woeful players and seem to have now got rid of the rotten attitude players. They should be challenging at least for a top 6 place next season.

 

[creditunionhero]

Scot Mcthingy nominated for Ballon D'or. Are the press ridiculing the rags for selling him.

No .

 

[jimharri]

Their fans will undoubtedly be expecting a title challenge with all these forwards bought in. It'll be hilarious when they finish no better than, what, 7th or 8th?

 

[jimharri]

Winter wanking himself silly on 'x'.

 

[StillBluessinceHydeRoad]

Scot Mcthingy nominated for Ballon D'or. Are the press ridiculing the rags for selling him.

No .

There must be sympathy with Bruno, who hasn't been nominated. Never has a player deserved nomination so much since Scott Parker led WHU gloriously to relegation to clinch the POTY award. Bruno will just have to try a little bit harder.

 

[Tracking back]

Surely they’re second in line to messrs Whiting and Huntley?

The rags don't come second to anything for me Langley Blue.

Human beings are strange mammals with complex and dark psychological tendencies of which I will never truly fathom, and I will never understand how they can engage in such wicked acts.

The rags however, are a different ball game and it has been my life (so far) mission to despise them more today than I did yesterday.

 

[Grassland Blue]

Their fans will undoubtedly be expecting a title challenge with all these forwards bought in. It'll be hilarious when they finish no better than, what, 7th or 8th?

Did you mean to type 17th or 18th ?

 

[Millwallawayveteran1988]

Also desperate to explain how they can afford him! Never do that for us?

They have told us this about 5 times this week. Keep stating the same shit every day.

 

[Gingers Dad]

Apparently Sesko is the new Haaland. So before they've even sold the old new Haaland they've got a new new Haaland

 

[Millwallawayveteran1988]

Presumably Bruno will have to drop into midfield. A role he is absolutely shite at.

 

[Gingers Dad]

Surely scruffy Jim made the tea lady redundant to fund their £200m summer transfer splurge?

It was a calculated gamble. The tea lady was more likely to lift a cup than the current squad

 

[jimharri]

Did you mean to type 17th or 18th ?

I wish. No, they'll improve, in my option. Strikers that know where the goal 8s,is a start. But they've still got the same dodgy defence, and that clown in goal. And their midfield will still be relying on the rat, who carried them last season. Can't see them getting up into the top 5.