United Thread | 2025/26

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It's far too obvious there has been a little media get together this week, all outlets have been told to promote the rags no matter what. Even goldfish has been telling his followers how intellectual they are. How they are ignoring the anti untied media propaganda. How every player earned a 9 out of 10 apart from the goalkeeper who thought he was Onana.

Try the first 30 seconds, that's if you can understand the yonner.


They have finally turned into Scousers.
 
They definitely played much better than they did last season, but that should be expected with the players they've brought in and the money they've spent. Arsenal were very lucky today. They wouldn't get this lucky against us or Liverpool.

Cunha and Mbuemo are going to be great signings for the scum unfortunately. How united went unchallenged for Cunha at that price is a mystery. He could have signed for Chelsea, Liverpool or Arsenal. He's miles better than Madueke.

But Amorims comments about proving they can beat any side were absolutely laughable, considering they couldn't beat Arsenal who were very very poor today.
 
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Ok, so I was driving from Manchester to Scotland and had their commentary on the radio, with Clinton Morrison summarising with Conor McNamara I think.

Morrison is clearly a United fan, from his comments, and McNamara was so excitable that it was difficult to get a proper impression of the game. But from their comments alone, it sounded like Arsenals defence isn't quite as strong as Fort Knox this year, and they were desperately hanging on for a win. Some of their stars forgot to shine and they sounded distinctly average.

United sounded as though they played with more attacking intent than last season, but they missed a hatful of chances and were unlucky not to get a point. They had a number of desperate attempts to win penalties towards the end, which even Hooper wasn't convinced by. Their wonderkids from last season are merely players now, but are all a year older.

Early prediction based on today - United should improve their position and might finish top half, Arsenal to finish below first, probably below second too.
 
They definitely played much better than they did last season, but that should be expected with the players they've brought in and the money they've spent. Arsenal were very lucky today. They wouldn't get this lucky against us or Liverpool.

Cunha and Mbuemo are going to be great signings for the scum unfortunately. How united went unchallenged for Cunha at that price is a mystery. He could have signed for Chelsea, Liverpool or Arsenal. He's miles better than Madueke.

But Amorims comments about proving they can beat any side were absolutely laughable, considering they couldn't beat Arsenal who were very very poor today.
Cunha is as shite as the rest of the clowns they've signed.

He went to Utd unchallenged because nobody else wanted him. Because he's shite.
 
I see the match officials are at it again, every little bit helps, waving away stone wall yellows for the United players
also, the early flags against Arsenal and letting them go for United players

Why do the match officials keep trying to polish a turd
Cash + brown bag + back pocket
 
Arsenal won and they don’t win there often that’s how well United played despite the hype. Arsenal counter attack was garbage and that made it more difficult than it should have been. Rags applied decent pressure in the second half, Sesko barely got a kick from all that pressure when he came on, so the pressure was not that telling. A swathing mass of bellends in the Stretford End get excited seeing a few lumped balls into the box helped script a narrative of the plucky reds are on the way back but can’t find a 6ft 5 centre forward???
Let them get giddy, they will finish top half only because they are have to rest up all week while 9 other English teams play in Europe because they are actually good at football.

Fuck them!
 
Arsenal won and they don’t win there often that’s how well United played despite the hype. Arsenal counter attack was garbage and that made it more difficult than it should have been. Rags applied decent pressure in the second half, Sesko barely got a kick from all that pressure when he came on, so the pressure was not that telling. A swathing mass of bellends in the Stretford End get excited seeing a few lumped balls into the box helped script a narrative of the plucky reds are on the way back but can’t find a 6ft 5 centre forward???
Let them get giddy, they will finish top half only because they are have to rest up all week while 9 other English teams play in Europe because they are actually good at football.

Fuck them!
Find it hilarious that they think they played well....that's some fucking low bar , long may it continue
 
They didn't look any better.

Arsenal didn't play well and got a win. The rags beat the Arsenal team that were flying in the league when challenging us, yet they couldn't beat Arsenal yesterday who looked like they were stuck in second gear.

We'll see. It's early days and maybe they'll improve but I didn't see much potential yesterday. They may not finish as low as last season but I reckon they'll be mid table.

As for Arsenal, we'll they weren't good yesterday but still they got 3 points away from home. They'll be knocking around the top 3 again.
 
They definitely played much better than they did last season, but that should be expected with the players they've brought in and the money they've spent. Arsenal were very lucky today. They wouldn't get this lucky against us or Liverpool.

Cunha and Mbuemo are going to be great signings for the scum unfortunately. How united went unchallenged for Cunha at that price is a mystery. He could have signed for Chelsea, Liverpool or Arsenal. He's miles better than Madueke.

But Amorims comments about proving they can beat any side were absolutely laughable, considering they couldn't beat Arsenal who were very very poor today.
Early days. They looked livelier than last year but so they fucking should. Sesko looked lost when he came in and cunha looks like a whopper to me
 
Hurry , scruffy , hoof and run ..and into each other at times . ATM their new forwards are all looking to be The Main Man. At was as if Garnacho had cloned himself before he burned his boats .

Not a team as yet , despite the supposed sacred weeks on the training ground . Liked Joe Hart's forensic analysis of the goal they conceded on MOTD2 . Stark contrast with Wayne's insights the previous night .

Oh ,and by the way , they lost to a very mediocre performance by Arsenal .
 
Watching today on Peacock. Great stat which I am surprised that I have not heard before. Since the GPC left this shower of shite have spent $1billion on strikers. Only two of those have scored more than 20 goals in their entire united career. Even stressed that was not 20 goals in a season but in their time at the club.
Yeah. That astounded me too. Useless fuckers. Long may it continue.
 
Cunha is as shite as the rest of the clowns they've signed.

He went to Utd unchallenged because nobody else wanted him. Because he's shite.
Come on I know we never like saying anything good about the Scum, but Cunha and Mbuemo aren't bad players, and both players will improve them. If we didn't sign Marmoush in January, I'd have taken Cunha at City. Has more of an end product than Doku does, that's for sure. Just don't get how nobody else went for him, especially with shite like Madueke who signed for Arsenal for a similar price.
 
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New season same old RAGS.
Another defeat at the swamp
Still unable to win two Premier league games on the trot.
Long ball hoofing it up to slabhead in desperation.
And a gap already forming between them and CITY.
The CITY is BLUE
And always as been. CTID
 

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