United Thread | 2025/26

[Norman kneejerk]

There must be something in the media training manuals,'"do not under any circumstances produce any reports which are in any way belittling or negative towards Manchesh Unidey "
If not there would be the odd rogue one telling the truth that got through but it never happens.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

 

[jimharri]

 

[Deep Blue]

Watching today on Peacock. Great stat which I am surprised that I have not heard before. Since the GPC left this shower of shite have spent $1billion on strikers. Only two of those have scored more than 20 goals in their entire united career. Even stressed that was not 20 goals in a season but in their time at the club.

 

[remember arthur mann]

It's far too obvious there has been a little media get together this week, all outlets have been told to promote the rags no matter what. Even goldfish has been telling his followers how intellectual they are. How they are ignoring the anti untied media propaganda. How every player earned a 9 out of 10 apart from the goalkeeper who thought he was Onana.

Try the first 30 seconds, that's if you can understand the yonner.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

 

[Vienna_70]

Some rags aren’t half touchy.

A friend posted on Facebook about singing the blues, and a rag came back with, you’d rather see us lose than City win.

As far as I’m concerned, that is absolute nonsense.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Some rags aren’t half touchy.

A friend pointed about singing the blues, and a rag came back with, you’d rather see us lose than City win.

As far as I’m concerned, that is absolute nonsense.

It’s obviously both first, then City winning, then rags losing.

Unless we’ve already won the league and they need to lose to be relegated. Then I’ll want the rags to lose more than us winning.

 

[Vienna_70]

Is it a bit premature to say.....

"MIND THE GAP< MIND THE GAP MAN UNITED,,,,,,,,


well.... tough if it is!!!

 

[Wanderingwolf]

Did Amorim really say they were the better team I mean what is he smoking

 

[TShed]

Bridge Blues on the way to Preston Brook from Ruislip

 

[Mike N]

And the fat referee was certainly a ‘homer’ today.

 

[Ted_Bovis]

I’ve always thought this guy was a bell end but what the fuck is big shirt? Is he saying they’re fat cunts and need xxxxl shirts.

also note how it’s like a major achievement the players get clapped off at the end.
Give it 2 weeks before they all boo and fuck off early. I mean the fans/ but won’t surprise me if the players do also

 

[mexico1970]

It's far too obvious there has been a little media get together this week, all outlets have been told to promote the rags no matter what. Even goldfish has been telling his followers how intellectual they are. How they are ignoring the anti untied media propaganda. How every player earned a 9 out of 10 apart from the goalkeeper who thought he was Onana.

Try the first 30 seconds, that's if you can understand the yonner.

Some fucking right misfits on there, must be putting something in the rat pies at the swamp.

 

[TShed]

Bridge Blues on the way to Preston Brook from Ruislip

Video

www.facebook.com

This is a better clip mainly because I’m on it lol

 

[Ted_Bovis]

What happened with the tickets today? Thousands of fans queuing up half an hour into game for ticket office as the qr codes weren’t working lol

Probably fakes from cornflakes packets. Thought they were getting 2 for 1 at Alton Towers

 

[Blue Hefner]

They’ve all gone mad. They actually think they played well today - outside of huffing and puffing they look limited

 

[bobbyowenquiff]

Some rags aren’t half touchy.

A friend pointed about singing the blues, and a rag came back with, you’d rather see us lose than City win.

As far as I’m concerned, that is absolute nonsense.

The Rags spent the whole game today singing about City. There was even a rendition of "kicking a Blue." Apparently we are not their rivals though.

 

[bobbyowenquiff]

It's far too obvious there has been a little media get together this week, all outlets have been told to promote the rags no matter what. Even goldfish has been telling his followers how intellectual they are. How they are ignoring the anti untied media propaganda. How every player earned a 9 out of 10 apart from the goalkeeper who thought he was Onana.

Try the first 30 seconds, that's if you can understand the yonner.

They have finally turned into Scousers.

 

[BlindEyeSeesAll]

They’ve all gone mad. They actually think they played well today - outside of huffing and puffing they look limited

Both sides looked absolutely garbage tbh