United Thread | 2025/26

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Kippax77 said:
Watching him play for them when they beat Newcastle 5-0 i think at Old Trafford in about 85.
Our football team manager got tickets for all our team to go, as some kind of bond building exercise, the fucking bellend.
I hated it so much and more because Barnes was my idol when I first started going City games in 77
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Pretty much the same for me, of all the Big Mal/Swales fuck ups and there was a big list letting Barnes and Owen go to WBA was way fucking top.

Oh and I’ve just noticed another thing terrible about that photos is Ron Atkinson going all Miami Vice with no fucking socks the daft ****.
 
Vienna_70 said:
I don’t know.

The have some strong competition.

PR37, gargoyle one, the Kung fu artist are three that spring to mind.
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Yes but those three achieved something in the game.
The three pointless half wits in that picture will never amount to anything and in two years will be forgotten by everyone apart from city fans laughing about that picture

The gift just won't stop giving
 
Berti No Show said:
Spot on to be honest. Honestly, watching players and managers go to United is like watching talented actors sign up for a film directed by Michael Bay, they arrive with potential, but by the end it’s all explosions, no plot, and you’re wondering how on earth they forgot how to kick a ball, let alone act.

United isn’t a football club anymore, it’s an overpriced theme park. The ride names say it all: "The Theatre of Dreams".

The media still try to flog us the same tired fairy tale: “This time it’s different.” Yeah, and I’m winning Love Island next summer. The only thing different about United is the sponsor on their sleeve!

Their fans genuinely believe they’re “too big to fail,” but really, they’re just too profitable to change. Like you said - it’s the corporate equivalent of Big Tobacco. Only instead of selling addiction in a box, they’re selling trauma in a shirt. And their supporters will keep buying the replica kits, mugs, lampshades, and probably branded toilet roll to wipe away the tears after another Europa League night in Kazakhstan.

The best bit? When these players escape Old Trafford, it’s like watching someone leave a toxic relationship. Suddenly they’re smiling again, playing freely, rediscovering themselves as players. Just got to look at Rashford's recent interview.

United fans will keep queuing up though. It’s like they’re paying £90 a shirt to cosplay as title contenders. Meanwhile, the Glazers are sat in Florida, lighting cigars with season ticket renewals.

Victims of their own success? Absolutely. It’s like they peaked in the 90s and early 00's, forgot the world moved on, and now they’re basically the Nokia 3310 of Football Clubs. Durable brand, still nostalgic to some, but ultimately useless in the modern game.

But, at some point I do expect them to come back. Maybe not this decade, but they're spending billions and billions. Let's just hope they combust as a football club with overloaded debt.
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Trying to buy success they are......
 
A rag at work was telling me today we are cheats
Hates us more than the dippers.
We are the absolute scum.

When I asked why what have we done .
He just said well.
You must have done something bad cos it's 115 times.
Fuck off nob head
 
Fuck me just seen SKY News platform Goldbridge without a mention that his real name is Brent Di Cesare
 
bluethrunthru said:
Fuck me just seen SKY News platform Goldbridge without a mention that his real name is Brent Di Cesare
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He used a name that wasn't his own so that he wouldn't get doxxed online, now he has a brand that uses that name and he'd be stupid to change it.

This fuckwit has done more harm to the rags than good, I hope he carries on for a long time to come.
 
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