9 | Erling Haaland - 2025/26

He’s a total inigma!?Numbers that are insane yet what you see with your eyes is far from impressive!?
It’s not. He’s just brilliant against shit defenders. And shit against Brilliant defenders. What VVD, Saliba and Bastoni do to him some games is hilarious, they actually take the ball off him, dribble past him and start attacks almost like he’s some Leyton orient striker in a cup game
 
So the question is....does he actually fit in. I aint saying he is shit - but does he actually fit and suit the style of play

Honestly for me if we could have a clone of kun it would be a no-brainer - unfortunately there isn't one that i know of
 
Absolutely gives a shit. Set up marmoush with our best chance. Missed the pass (I've made my point about cherki enough). He's by far our best player until real Rodri turns up.
 
It’s not. He’s just brilliant against shit defenders. And shit against Brilliant defenders. What VVD, Saliba and Bastoni do to him some games is hilarious, they actually take the ball off him, dribble past him and start attacks almost like he’s some Leyton orient striker in a cup game

Dawson at wolves bullied him last year

Liverpools 19 Yr old make shift cb bullied him last year

Saliba bullied him

Romero bullies him

Bloke is a grade A pussy...

He plays for city and ill suport the team..

I can't stand him and his fucking smirking and half hearted press....

Numbers are insane but he isn't a match winner and certainly doesn't get you off your seat ....
 
Dawson at wolves bullied him last year

Liverpools 19 Yr old make shift cb bullied him last year

Saliba bullied him

Romero bullies him

Bloke is a grade A pussy...

He plays for city and ill suport the team..

I can't stand him and his fucking smirking and half hearted press....

Numbers are insane but he isn't a match winner and certainly doesn't get you off your seat ....
Set up marmoush. We ignoring that?
 
Dreadful body language as always. Spends more time running away from aerial challenges and throwing his arms up at teammates than he does pressing.

Pretty frustrating to watch but he usually makes up for it with finishing.

Today his end product was gash (header before half time and the pass to Cherki in the second half) so a bit of a passenger, again.
 
So the question is....does he actually fit in. I aint saying he is shit - but does he actually fit and suit the style of play

Honestly for me if we could have a clone of kun it would be a no-brainer - unfortunately there isn't one that i know of
No other team in world football would have Haaland and think, does he fit in?

The team should be built around him.

You can argue if we should do that but you can’t argue it’s what needs to be done to get the best out of him
 
As I said no not doing any where near enough.....
He literally set up our only clear chance and then messed up a pass (which cherki randomly stopped for a split second) which should have been a goal. We completely waste his talents. We don't play through balls, we play dinked crosses when he's marked. If you think haaland i the problem then that's you're opinion but I guarantee you he's not.
 
He literally set up our only clear chance and then messed up a pass (which cherki randomly stopped for a split second) which should have been a goal. We completely waste his talents. We don't play through balls, we play dinked crosses when he's marked. If you think haaland i the problem then that's you're opinion but I guarantee you he's not.

Agreed Pep Is the problem....

Im saying we keep hearing he's world class...
He isn't.....

He's a flat track bully ...

Like you said it's an opinion your welcome you yours but I'd have a half fit Sergio over him any day
 

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