United Thread | 2025/26

[spacecadet]

All you clowns can fuck right off. Listening to the incomparable Louis Armstrong with a 12 year old malt. Fuck you Red bastards, just FA Cup left inside August.

 

[Andy TheCatalyst Morrison]

£76m striker was their 9th penalty taker. Shameful

10th!

 

[jaiguruKun]

Those little drafts cost about the same as Grimsby's squad.

 

[Hertzblue]

They just lost a penalty shoot out with the manager hiding in the dug out unable to watch against a team with ..
“ Winner Winner Chicken Dinner”
on the back of their shirts ffs :)

 

[City Hobgoblin]

Can they do it on a wet night in Grimsby...?

 

[inchy14]

Rag asking me after texting him

“do you always watch united”

“Only when I think you’ll get beat, so yes”.

Haha. Cunts.

 

[bluethrunthru]

Mbueno trying to be a smartarse with his second penalty.

Serves the rag bastard right!

looked just a lazy swing at the ball didn't it? He's ok probably on at least 3 times what he was on at Brentford for at least 3 years so meh

 

[Merlin's Magic]

A billion pound bottlejobs!

 

[jimharri]

If I was Onana, I'd give the caff a VERY wide berth in the next couple of days.

André Onana | 2025/26 Performances | on loan to Trabzonspor

Full Name: André Onana Date of Birth: Apr 2, 1996 Nationality: Cameroon Height: 190cm Squad Number: 24 Position: Goalkeeper Foot: Right Player Agent: LIAN Sports Group Contract expires: Jun 30, 2028 Contract option: Option for a further year

www.redcafe.net

 

[GOULDYBOBS]

 

[bobbyowenquiff]

Is he doing a jigsaw??

More like basket weaving. Ha ha.

 

[Blue Hefner]

People say Amorim won’t change his system. He changes it every time I watch them - usually when they are 1 nil down and just blam it to their ‘emergency’ centre forwards!

 

[Edward Deadwood]

Little bit of politics …

 

[malg]

Brilliant

 

[meeesh]

Rag asking me after texting him

“do you always watch united”

“Only when I think you’ll get beat, so yes”.

Haha. Cunts.

Great response that

 

[ancoats]

United are out before City were in the draw

 

[bluethrunthru]

I have checked (and I have ) there are no flights tonight from Humberside Airport to Portugal so Amorim will have to face the music in the morning.

They have gone down the tried and tested route - Moyesiah, LVG and Mourinho - they have tried the promising for the future route - Wreckit Ralph, Tent Peg and no Amorim - they have spunked hundreds of millions on bang average players and they can't get out of their cul-de-sac

 

[N1985]

Shit rag cunts.

 

[JD_619]

Draw time

 

[GoatersLeftShin]

That was absolutely humiliating. It wasn't a 'weak side' that he played and they should've won, but they didn't. If they'd have won on penalties he'd be going on about how good their spirit is to come back but they lost... hahahahahahahahahah!!!!

That club is an absolute basketcase. I honestly think they are going to rival us in the 90s for how to run a club into the ground.

Amorim's job is to manage and improve the team. It's not to play a system he likes that no other fucker at the club can play. He surely is on borrowed time now?

Pep's been the greatest manager we've seen in English football, but for me he has to do one last thing - we need to absolutely fucking hammer them when we play them. No respect, just batter them and try to take the piss. I honestly think if we did that, he'd be flicked that night! :D

LOVE IT!!! COME ON CITY!!!