United Thread | 2025/26

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malg said:
No that cockney shit head, can't remember his name............hold on.........is it Goldstein? Talks shite about them constantly
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Goldstein works for mutv so can’t say much
But he is deluded most of the time, typical southern rag.
 
mancboy said:
For every blue who had to take an unbearable amount of shit in the workplace or the playground while we were at our lowest ebb and they were winning.

For every blue who stuck it out and laughed while those pricks rubbed it in our faces with their stupid fucking banner and that gigantic arsehole gpc.

For every blue who showed up and indulged in gallows humour while we lost at home to fucking stockport.

For every blue who queud for 8 fucking hrs for gillingham tickets to see us go 2 0 down and think not again but stuck it till the end.

For every blue who dared to dream when the sheikh showed up but was still mocked and told we were nothing but a rich mans play thing.

For every blue who saw us go 2-1 down to qpr and thought how can you keep doing this to us but still stuck it to see the aguero moment.

Now, now is your time you can turn round, stand up tall, stick your chest out, stick two fingers up and say fuck you and everyone that looks like you, even at our worst we were still levels above your toxic stain of a club, you will never know what its like to be a blue, you will never know what its like to support gods own club nor will you ever deserve to.
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What a fucking brilliant post.

Chapeau, Sir!
 
TheThirdDeano said:
To their credit; it’s amazing cautionary tale.
I think it’ll be studied in business management courses in the future
“The demise of Manchester United”
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Reminded me of John Cleeses “ meetings bloody meetings” management videos

Could do a “managers bloody managers”

This is all getting very silly …. And now for something completely different
 
Prestwich_Blue said:
We should sing a slightly amended version of the "Mourinho are you listening..." song we used when he was at the rags.

"Amorim, are you listening,
To the somg that we're singing.
You're for the high-jump
You Portuguese lump..."
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Or: Amorim are you listening,
To the song we are singing,
It was always a punt,
To employ the c***,
Now he’s gonna take the raggies doooooown.
 
Prestwich_Blue said:
Those of us who know a few should set up an 'Adopt A Rag' scheme, like the ones where you "adopt" an African child. But instead of supporting them through school or whatever, you get the chance to hurl abuse at them. You'd pay £5 a month for that wouldn't you?
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Put me down for 2
 
mancboy said:
For every blue who had to take an unbearable amount of shit in the workplace or the playground while we were at our lowest ebb and they were winning.

For every blue who stuck it out and laughed while those pricks rubbed it in our faces with their stupid fucking banner and that gigantic arsehole gpc.

For every blue who showed up and indulged in gallows humour while we lost at home to fucking stockport.

For every blue who queud for 8 fucking hrs for gillingham tickets to see us go 2 0 down and think not again but stuck it till the end.

For every blue who dared to dream when the sheikh showed up but was still mocked and told we were nothing but a rich mans play thing.

For every blue who saw us go 2-1 down to qpr and thought how can you keep doing this to us but still stuck it to see the aguero moment.

Now, now is your time you can turn round, stand up tall, stick your chest out, stick two fingers up and say fuck you and everyone that looks like you, even at our worst we were still levels above your toxic stain of a club, you will never know what its like to be a blue, you will never know what its like to support gods own club nor will you ever deserve to.
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A like is just not enough for this post
 
mancboy said:
For every blue who had to take an unbearable amount of shit in the workplace or the playground while we were at our lowest ebb and they were winning.

For every blue who stuck it out and laughed while those pricks rubbed it in our faces with their stupid fucking banner and that gigantic arsehole gpc.

For every blue who showed up and indulged in gallows humour while we lost at home to fucking stockport.

For every blue who queud for 8 fucking hrs for gillingham tickets to see us go 2 0 down and think not again but stuck it till the end.

For every blue who dared to dream when the sheikh showed up but was still mocked and told we were nothing but a rich mans play thing.

For every blue who saw us go 2-1 down to qpr and thought how can you keep doing this to us but still stuck it to see the aguero moment.

Now, now is your time you can turn round, stand up tall, stick your chest out, stick two fingers up and say fuck you and everyone that looks like you, even at our worst we were still levels above your toxic stain of a club, you will never know what its like to be a blue, you will never know what its like to support gods own club nor will you ever deserve to.
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I'm curious to know why Amorim seems to be freezing Mainoo out.

Don't get me wrong, Mainoo is hugely overhyped and overrated as per all united "wonder kids" but it seems a bit odd that Amorim isn't apparently willing to give him a chance.
 
jacko74 said:
I'm curious to know why Amorim seems to be freezing Mainoo out.

Don't get me wrong, Mainoo is hugely overhyped and overrated as per all united "wonder kids" but it seems a bit odd that Amorim isn't apparently willing to give him a chance.
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Amorim will only play 3421, which means they have to have a midfield 2.

One of the 2 has to be Fernandes.

Mainoo doesn’t fit next to him, he’s not defensive enough, more box to box.

So Ugarte or Casemiro have to play instead of Mainoo.
 
He's on his way . United shrill Jamie Jackson doing a grand job here preparing the ground . No doubt briefed by insiders to be on message .

No coming back from that photo on the bench in the rain on a wet Tuesday night at Grimsby . Get rid .

Here we go. Swamp bingo .

Blaming the latest in a long line of managers, even though everyone from the sacked tea lady up said this one needed time and they would need to be patient . He goes in hard citing A Moron's stubborn , dog in a manger blindness , although he has to conceed they all wanted a systems manager this time round.

Blaming the benching of a teenager with some debatable potential for the whole midfield shitshow
( didn't he play the other night ?) Perfect example of the missing piece of the jigsaw .

Blaming the goalkeeping . Fair enough .

Revealing the septic state at the Royal Court at the swamp with MUTV wading in with hints from the players that their shambolic lack of passion the other night was down to the manager ! ....

The laughable and most enjoyable thing is that he can't see that he and his media cronies are part of the problem .

Rags get eyes on the page whatever is going on and he needs them to rise and fail every few months / weeks in order to stay in a job . Build them up then knock em down .

Institutional old school media is in a last ditch battle with the socials and they need need need the Rags just to stay afloat whether it's the BBC , newspapers or even Sky . In fact it's jackpot time if they are shit . Spectacle is what is demanded and that lot down the road are in bed with the devil .

Love it love it . It's the blind leading the blind in a feeding frenzy of failure and survival . Mutual dependency .

Makes me glad we are Likkle Tight Lipped City. The way our club is run must irritate the hell out of these " journalists " as we give them nothing but Pep's scraps at news conferences to feed on .

www.theguardian.com

Ruben Amorim says ‘something has to change’ at United. What should that be?

Despairing head coach is searching for answers to his team’s malaise and promises a rethink in the international break
www.theguardian.com www.theguardian.com
 
manimanc said:
news.sky.com

Grimsby humiliation may leave Man Utd asking if boss Ruben Amorim is out of ideas

The defeat was the first time the club had ever lost to a fourth-tier side in the League Cup, and it leaves their manager under increased pressure.
news.sky.com news.sky.com

This is on the sky news app.

Not the sports pages but worldwide news.

Suppose the sky wankers have to look after their little nest egg.

Laughable.
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Every time I put the news on yesterday the defeat was on and not with the usual positive raggy slant, think Moron has certainly lost the press.
 
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