United Thread | 2025/26

[madloaf]

Simon Stone license paid united fan: They say it was always felt the journey being taken under Amorim would be a long one and that the club want to avoid making short-term decisions based around a couple of poor results.

17 defeats is it? What a Muppet.

 

[deegee33]

I asked a rag who lives across the street from me, "if you could rehire any one of the managers that you've had since the GPC, who would it be?"
He answered, "Ragnick, he's the only one who told the truth about the mess they have become."
My opinion of the guy went up several notches.

 

[city2]

Not in my lifetime will I ever see these cunts above City.

 

[cheekybids]

Simon Stone license paid united fan: They say it was always felt the journey being taken under Amorim would be a long one and that the club want to avoid making short-term decisions based around a couple of poor results.

17 defeats is it? What a Muppet.

They’ve won 1 of their last 10 premier league games.

6 pts out of 30.

You know what that means……

 

[cheekybids]

I asked a rag who lives across the street from me, "if you could rehire any one of the managers that you've had since the GPC, who would it be?"
He answered, "Ragnick, he's the only one who told the truth about the mess they have become."
My opinion of the guy went up several notches.

Mourinho was quite honest with his football heritage rant. Then again Amorim said they were the Rag outfit in history.

 

[TheThirdDeano]

To their credit; it’s amazing cautionary tale.
I think it’ll be studied in business management courses in the future
“The demise of Manchester United”

 

[Bri1975]

 

[RadcliffeRick]

For every blue who had to take an unbearable amount of shit in the workplace or the playground while we were at our lowest ebb and they were winning.

For every blue who stuck it out and laughed while those pricks rubbed it in our faces with their stupid fucking banner and that gigantic arsehole gpc.

For every blue who showed up and indulged in gallows humour while we lost at home to fucking stockport.

For every blue who queud for 8 fucking hrs for gillingham tickets to see us go 2 0 down and think not again but stuck it till the end.

For every blue who dared to dream when the sheikh showed up but was still mocked and told we were nothing but a rich mans play thing.

For every blue who saw us go 2-1 down to qpr and thought how can you keep doing this to us but still stuck it to see the aguero moment.

Now, now is your time you can turn round, stand up tall, stick your chest out, stick two fingers up and say fuck you and everyone that looks like you, even at our worst we were still levels above your toxic stain of a club, you will never know what its like to be a blue, you will never know what its like to support gods own club nor will you ever deserve to.

One more to add was Halifax beating us 1-0 in the FA cup in 1980, that hurt!!

 

[manimanc]

Woosh.

Sums up the arrogance of them.

Suffer you fuckin mardarses.

 

[Bluesince1979]

I heard my 16 years old grandson jumping up and down laughing as the Rags missed their last penalty.
And also took pride in how he's been brought up.

Pat yourself on the back my friend

 

[roach3]

No that cockney shit head, can't remember his name............hold on.........is it Goldstein? Talks shite about them constantly

Goldstein works for mutv so can’t say much
But he is deluded most of the time, typical southern rag.

 

[Gray]

they all look really unhappy.

imagine them now.

And ugly.

 

[Vienna_70]

For every blue who had to take an unbearable amount of shit in the workplace or the playground while we were at our lowest ebb and they were winning.

For every blue who stuck it out and laughed while those pricks rubbed it in our faces with their stupid fucking banner and that gigantic arsehole gpc.

For every blue who showed up and indulged in gallows humour while we lost at home to fucking stockport.

For every blue who queud for 8 fucking hrs for gillingham tickets to see us go 2 0 down and think not again but stuck it till the end.

For every blue who dared to dream when the sheikh showed up but was still mocked and told we were nothing but a rich mans play thing.

For every blue who saw us go 2-1 down to qpr and thought how can you keep doing this to us but still stuck it to see the aguero moment.

Now, now is your time you can turn round, stand up tall, stick your chest out, stick two fingers up and say fuck you and everyone that looks like you, even at our worst we were still levels above your toxic stain of a club, you will never know what its like to be a blue, you will never know what its like to support gods own club nor will you ever deserve to.

What a fucking brilliant post.

Chapeau, Sir!

 

[TShed]

To their credit; it’s amazing cautionary tale.
I think it’ll be studied in business management courses in the future
“The demise of Manchester United”

Reminded me of John Cleeses “ meetings bloody meetings” management videos

Could do a “managers bloody managers”

This is all getting very silly …. And now for something completely different

 

[bluemullet]

We should sing a slightly amended version of the "Mourinho are you listening..." song we used when he was at the rags.

"Amorim, are you listening,
To the somg that we're singing.
You're for the high-jump
You Portuguese lump..."

Or: Amorim are you listening,
To the song we are singing,
It was always a punt,
To employ the c***,
Now he’s gonna take the raggies doooooown.

 

[TShed]

Reminded me of John Cleeses “ meetings bloody meetings” management videos

Could do a “managers bloody managers”

This is all getting very silly …. And now for something completely different

Insight into Rag Board Room
Soon get the pay structures sorted

 

[I'm With Stupid]

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Woosh.

Sums up the arrogance of them.

Suffer you fuckin mardarses.

 

[give it to gordon]

Down to his last few billions

Jim Ratcliffe sells leather jacket brand as Ineos empire shrinks https://share.google/gNYoKXdTcCwqmkDyY

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

Those of us who know a few should set up an 'Adopt A Rag' scheme, like the ones where you "adopt" an African child. But instead of supporting them through school or whatever, you get the chance to hurl abuse at them. You'd pay £5 a month for that wouldn't you?

Put me down for 2

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

For every blue who had to take an unbearable amount of shit in the workplace or the playground while we were at our lowest ebb and they were winning.

For every blue who stuck it out and laughed while those pricks rubbed it in our faces with their stupid fucking banner and that gigantic arsehole gpc.

For every blue who showed up and indulged in gallows humour while we lost at home to fucking stockport.

For every blue who queud for 8 fucking hrs for gillingham tickets to see us go 2 0 down and think not again but stuck it till the end.

For every blue who dared to dream when the sheikh showed up but was still mocked and told we were nothing but a rich mans play thing.

For every blue who saw us go 2-1 down to qpr and thought how can you keep doing this to us but still stuck it to see the aguero moment.

Now, now is your time you can turn round, stand up tall, stick your chest out, stick two fingers up and say fuck you and everyone that looks like you, even at our worst we were still levels above your toxic stain of a club, you will never know what its like to be a blue, you will never know what its like to support gods own club nor will you ever deserve to.

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