Should I confess

My god, what a kick in the head that is. Move to a lovely area, nice new house and then bam! You find out your ex is a neighbour.
 
Cellarite said:
Picture the scene...the morning after bin emptying day, city5189 goes out to work at the same time as his current missus. He drags his wheelie bin up the path just as next door opens and his ex comes out in a dressing gown that accentuates her amble bosom. His current missus office ready with heels and stockings. Hair tied back. She's going for a few drinks with colleagues after work so has made an effort. Crisp white blouse and her best lacey bra under. She likes the attention of the men in that bar her and her workmates go into sometimes.

Ex in pink dressing gown isn't long out of the shower and her hair is still wet.

"Excuse me, is that my black bin you're taking in?"
"No, it's definitely our bin"
"Well can you tell me where mine is please?"
"I have no idea. I've just come out and honestly, this was the only one there and it's our bin."

"Honestly? Honestly? And tell me, what the fuck do you know about honesty? Were you honest with me when you were skulking around behind my back with my best friend? Were you honest when you told me you were going to watch the match with your mates when in fact you were in a Premier Inn in town with that little tramp. Was she better than me? Did she excite you more? Had you had enough of this?"

Ex unties her dressing gown to expose herself in the street. Current missus shakes her head.

"You two clearly have unfinished business and I'm better off out of it."

Gets in her car, drives away and is never seen again. Ex graffities his car and puts the house windows through. Ex's current bloke knocks fuck out of him on his return to work. city5189 is left on his own - a shell of a man. Turns to drink first and then inevitably drugs.

In a moment of clarity one cold morning in Piccadilly Gardens, he wonders what might've happened had he just been honest in the first place.
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Brilliant, you're wasted on here....really, you are.
 
city5189 said:
So basically we've recently moved house to a lovely area.wife and kids love it,
Not seen any neighbours yet but wife has spoke to them, anyway putting the bins out last night spotted next door neighbour and it's only a girl I dated back just before I got with currant wife,
This wouldn't be a problem but we split up after she discovered I cheated with her mate,I know but I twas young and dumb.
At this point I should add wife is batshit crazy about ex girlfriends of mine, ( you all know what woman are like)
Should I tell her and have to deal with ear ache for next god knows how long or keep quiet and hope ex keeps her mouth shut.
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No ****’s business.

Crack on with your life.
 
Do you think your ex might still hold a candle for you ? Would her intimations be reciprocated by you ?

Historically conflicts that involved affairs of the heart were often resolved through duels - in medieval times through jousting and then up until the early 19th century through pistols at dawn.

Now we are in the 21st century and women pretty much have the same rights as men isn't it time the roles were reversed. I propose a fight (maybe not to the death) between your wife and your ex, and you bag the winner. Kids paddling pool in the back garden, fill it with mud, get your ex and wife into bikinis (purely for hygiene purposes obviously) and have them undertake a wrestling match to win your affection. I think it's advisable to stream it on Twitch or something and link us up here so we can verify that there's no untoward play and that it's a fair fight ?
 
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ActonBlue said:
Do you think your ex might still hold a candle for you ? Would her intimations be reciprocated by you ?

Historically conflicts that involved affairs of the heart were often resolved through duels - in medieval times through jousting and then up until the early 19th century through pistols at dawn.

Now we are in the 21st century and women pretty much have the same rights as men isn't it time the roles were reversed. I propose a fight (maybe not to the death) between your neighbour and your ex, and you bag the winner. Kids paddling pool in the back garden, fill it with mud, get your ex and wife into bikinis (purely for hygiene purposes obviously) and have them undertake a wrestling match to win your affection. I think it's advisable to stream it on Twitch or something and link us up here so we can verify that there's no untoward play and that it's a fair fight ?
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I’ll be on VAR.
 
happy_blue_apple said:
Why would it prevent her telling? There's no certainty of that. If she's fancies being a trouble maker, then telling her your wife is crazy might be music to her ears
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The point I was making is that he knows his ex. He knows if she's troublemaker or not.

If she's not, ask her not to say anything and they'll BOTH be having a peaceful life. He, himself, says his wife has a problem with exes, so there'll be one next frickin' door! The odds are she'll let on to him in front of her, in a familiar way, at some point... Unless she hates his guts!

So, if she's friendly and a nice person, he's f'ked.
 
I am in the same position as the OP.
Me and Mrs Mist have been searching for the right house for years, well she has I ain't arsed.
Anyway, she found it and we bought it, 3 days ago I realised my next door neighbour was my ex.
I really hope he never says anything to my wife.
 
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