United Thread | 2025/26

[daveiw01]

Got to love SSN's online take on finding excuses for them.

"Amorim and the United hierarchy feel they are losing out on the fine margins right now.

There are other mitigating circumstances too - the injuries to Mason Mount and Matheus Cunha are particularly damaging, especially because United's squad doesn't have the strength in depth of any of the other "Big Six" clubs right now."

This is for a club who have spent net £783million over the last 5 seasons and a staggering net £1.35BILLION over the last 10 seasons.

"It will take several transfer windows and clever recruitment before that is a reality. Mount and Cunha should both be back available soon."

How many bloody transfer windows do they need?

Let's be honest, if the answer is Mason Mount, what the bloody hell is the question?????

 

[Merlin's Magic]

They are wank and I'm loving it

Whoever persuaded them to part with £75m for Sesko deserves a medal. Maybe their worst post Ferguson signing yet

He has some very tough competition to be the worst signing! The money they have thrown on failures is never talked about anywhere. The list is endless. You can just name anyone from Di Maria, Falcao, Lukaku, Maguire, Van de Beek, Mount, Pogba, Antony, Onana, Hojlund, Zirkjee, Alexis Sanchez, Ugarte, Lisandro Martinez, Malacia, Sancho, Varane, Dan James, Elanga, Wan Bisaaka, Telles, Fred, Eric Bailley, Depay, Schniderlin. I may be missing others too.

Personally, Sancho (he actually got us more money when he was sold to them and was horrendous) & Lukaku are my most favourite United duds!

 

[BigJoe#1]

He has some very tough competition to be the worst signing! The money they have thrown on failures is never talked about anywhere. The list is endless. You can just name anyone from Di Maria, Falcao, Lukaku, Maguire, Van de Beek, Mount, Pogba, Antony, Onana, Hojlund, Zirkjee, Alexis Sanchez, Ugarte, Lisandro Martinez, Malacia, Sancho, Varane, Dan James, Elanga, Wan Bisaaka, Telles, Fred, Eric Bailley, Depay, Schniderlin. I may be missing others too.

Personally, Sancho (he actually got us more money when he was sold to them and was horrendous) & Lukaku are my most favourite United duds!

Not forgetting Djemba Djemba.

EDIT. OOOPS not post F.

 

[.db.]

Goldbridge claiming a City smash and grab when we scored the 2nd.

Fucking clown, it could easily of been 5 or 6.

You’ve fallen for his act.

Take nothing he says seriously. He’s an actor who just says anything for interaction.

 

[KentBlue]

Personally, Sancho (he actually got us more money when he was sold to them and was horrendous) & Lukaku are my most favourite United duds!

Nah, there'll hopefully be many many more to choose from in the future!

 

[city5189]

He has some very tough competition to be the worst signing! The money they have thrown on failures is never talked about anywhere. The list is endless. You can just name anyone from Di Maria, Falcao, Lukaku, Maguire, Van de Beek, Mount, Pogba, Antony, Onana, Hojlund, Zirkjee, Alexis Sanchez, Ugarte, Lisandro Martinez, Malacia, Sancho, Varane, Dan James, Elanga, Wan Bisaaka, Telles, Fred, Eric Bailley, Depay, Schniderlin. I may be missing others too.

Personally, Sancho (he actually got us more money when he was sold to them and was horrendous) & Lukaku are my most favourite United duds!

Fuckin hell there's some shite on that list
How to waste a billion.
And long may it continue.

 

[Gordyola]

A narcissist club.
A narcissist fan base.
A narcissist United football media.
A shit manager and team.

Long may it continue

 

[Vienna_70]

Another thick rag who doesn't know the laws of the game.

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Ignorant more than thick, maybe?

I do hope someone has pointed out his ignorance to him.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

 

[Silva61]

good thing is they dont have the run of games to fix things, no lg cup and no Europe, its a big chunk of games to put things right, so now at least up untill Jan its a once a week experiment

Then back to 1 a week in February.

 

[GaudinoMotors]

He has some very tough competition to be the worst signing! The money they have thrown on failures is never talked about anywhere. The list is endless. You can just name anyone from Di Maria, Falcao, Lukaku, Maguire, Van de Beek, Mount, Pogba, Antony, Onana, Hojlund, Zirkjee, Alexis Sanchez, Ugarte, Lisandro Martinez, Malacia, Sancho, Varane, Dan James, Elanga, Wan Bisaaka, Telles, Fred, Eric Bailley, Depay, Schniderlin. I may be missing others too.

Personally, Sancho (he actually got us more money when he was sold to them and was horrendous) & Lukaku are my most favourite United duds!

Veron got the ball rolling.

 

[denislawsbackheel]

Another thick rag who doesn't know the laws of the game.

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That has to be a piss take

 

[waspish]

Another thick rag who doesn't know the laws of the game.

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He will know and he knows the will get loads retweets interactions by posting this! This is the state of social media now act dum to make money

 

[Metal Biker]

Another thick rag who doesn't know the laws of the game.

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Prime example of 'tell me you don't understand the rules of football without telling me you don't understand the rules of football'

 

[laserblue]

A picture paints a thousand words.

 

[remember arthur mann]

A narcissist club.
A narcissist fan base.
A narcissist United football media.
A shit manager and team.

Well constructed.

 

[Tuearts right boot]

A picture paints a thousand words.

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How does ' Scruffy Jim ' write cheques with hands like that.

 

[Vienna_70]

A picture paints a thousand words.

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Isn’t it lovely that the pisscan is still able to get to a football match to see his beloved rags annihilated by the "noisy neighbours"?

His words, not mine.

 

[mattcity5]

 

[Johnnyblue7]

Another thick rag who doesn't know the laws of the game.

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To be fair there's every chance that it would be given by var.