United Thread | 2025/26

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good thing is they dont have the run of games to fix things, no lg cup and no Europe, its a big chunk of games to put things right, so now at least up untill Jan its a once a week experiment
Then back to 1 a week in February.
 
He has some very tough competition to be the worst signing! The money they have thrown on failures is never talked about anywhere. The list is endless. You can just name anyone from Di Maria, Falcao, Lukaku, Maguire, Van de Beek, Mount, Pogba, Antony, Onana, Hojlund, Zirkjee, Alexis Sanchez, Ugarte, Lisandro Martinez, Malacia, Sancho, Varane, Dan James, Elanga, Wan Bisaaka, Telles, Fred, Eric Bailley, Depay, Schniderlin. I may be missing others too.

Personally, Sancho (he actually got us more money when he was sold to them and was horrendous) & Lukaku are my most favourite United duds!
Veron got the ball rolling.
 
The moment I knew we had won the Derby was on the 62nd minute when Amorim takes off Yoro for Maguire. It was obvious then that City were going to race through for a third.

What is it with Amorim and his stupid like for like defensive subs. No one else does this in top flight English football or has ever done it. Unless there is something highly unusual going on, you don't change your centre backs.
 
The moment I knew we had won the Derby was on the 62nd minute when Amorim takes off Yoro for Maguire. It was obvious then that City were going to race through for a third.

What is it with Amorim and his stupid like for like defensive subs. No one else does this in top flight English football or has ever done it. Unless there is something highly unusual going on, you don't change your centre backs.
He didn’t.
He brought on a centre forward.
Isn’t that Slabhead’s role now?
 
I feel physically ill whenever I see a picture of that **** (pisscan). When he dies I will not say a single bad word on any social media app. Not so much as an acknowledgement of his death. But by fuck am I going to celebrate loudly in the privacy of my own hovel. Jelly, ice-cream (industrial proportions of both), flag waving like my neighbour's will have never seen before, bunting hung up in the street, strung from lampost to lampost, proclaiming the wonderful news for the whole world to rejoice to. I might even dig out some remnants from my old PA systems and make a fucking great big 500k rig with which to blast 'Blue Moon' 24 hours a day through, just in case somebody somewhere has not heard the joyful news.
Then I shall adorn my wretched carcass with my bright pink ballet tutu, sprinkle gold dust on my diseased bonce and cavort in the street with my blow-up doll (a very lifelike Winnie Mandela look-a-like in army fatigues), and I shall gyrate with it on the kerb until I am arrested and charged for not celebrating the demise of football's most detested **** more vigorously.
 
The moment I knew we had won the Derby was on the 62nd minute when Amorim takes off Yoro for Maguire. It was obvious then that City were going to race through for a third.

What is it with Amorim and his stupid like for like defensive subs. No one else does this in top flight English football or has ever done it. Unless there is something highly unusual going on, you don't change your centre backs.
And you care why exactly??
 
The moment I knew we had won the Derby was on the 62nd minute when Amorim takes off Yoro for Maguire. It was obvious then that City were going to race through for a third.

What is it with Amorim and his stupid like for like defensive subs. No one else does this in top flight English football or has ever done it. Unless there is something highly unusual going on, you don't change your centre backs.
He wasn’t playing centre back - was he? He was supposed to be playing centre forward - wasn’t he?
 

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