United Thread | 2025/26

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The moment I knew we had won the Derby was on the 62nd minute when Amorim takes off Yoro for Maguire. It was obvious then that City were going to race through for a third.

What is it with Amorim and his stupid like for like defensive subs. No one else does this in top flight English football or has ever done it. Unless there is something highly unusual going on, you don't change your centre backs.
 
Marvin. said:
The moment I knew we had won the Derby was on the 62nd minute when Amorim takes off Yoro for Maguire. It was obvious then that City were going to race through for a third.

What is it with Amorim and his stupid like for like defensive subs. No one else does this in top flight English football or has ever done it. Unless there is something highly unusual going on, you don't change your centre backs.
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He didn’t.
He brought on a centre forward.
Isn’t that Slabhead’s role now?
 
I feel physically ill whenever I see a picture of that **** (pisscan). When he dies I will not say a single bad word on any social media app. Not so much as an acknowledgement of his death. But by fuck am I going to celebrate loudly in the privacy of my own hovel. Jelly, ice-cream (industrial proportions of both), flag waving like my neighbour's will have never seen before, bunting hung up in the street, strung from lampost to lampost, proclaiming the wonderful news for the whole world to rejoice to. I might even dig out some remnants from my old PA systems and make a fucking great big 500k rig with which to blast 'Blue Moon' 24 hours a day through, just in case somebody somewhere has not heard the joyful news.
Then I shall adorn my wretched carcass with my bright pink ballet tutu, sprinkle gold dust on my diseased bonce and cavort in the street with my blow-up doll (a very lifelike Winnie Mandela look-a-like in army fatigues), and I shall gyrate with it on the kerb until I am arrested and charged for not celebrating the demise of football's most detested **** more vigorously.
 
Marvin. said:
The moment I knew we had won the Derby was on the 62nd minute when Amorim takes off Yoro for Maguire. It was obvious then that City were going to race through for a third.

What is it with Amorim and his stupid like for like defensive subs. No one else does this in top flight English football or has ever done it. Unless there is something highly unusual going on, you don't change your centre backs.
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And you care why exactly??
 
Marvin. said:
The moment I knew we had won the Derby was on the 62nd minute when Amorim takes off Yoro for Maguire. It was obvious then that City were going to race through for a third.

What is it with Amorim and his stupid like for like defensive subs. No one else does this in top flight English football or has ever done it. Unless there is something highly unusual going on, you don't change your centre backs.
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He wasn’t playing centre back - was he? He was supposed to be playing centre forward - wasn’t he?
 
Marvin. said:
The moment I knew we had won the Derby was on the 62nd minute when Amorim takes off Yoro for Maguire. It was obvious then that City were going to race through for a third.

What is it with Amorim and his stupid like for like defensive subs. No one else does this in top flight English football or has ever done it. Unless there is something highly unusual going on, you don't change your centre backs.
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He brought Maguire on not to freshen up the defend but to cause problems in our box, hoof it and hope. It shows how bad they are when he becomes their best goal option.
 
Centurions said:
Got to love SSN's online take on finding excuses for them.

"Amorim and the United hierarchy feel they are losing out on the fine margins right now.

There are other mitigating circumstances too - the injuries to Mason Mount and Matheus Cunha are particularly damaging, especially because United's squad doesn't have the strength in depth of any of the other "Big Six" clubs right now."

This is for a club who have spent net £783million over the last 5 seasons and a staggering net £1.35BILLION over the last 10 seasons.

"It will take several transfer windows and clever recruitment before that is a reality. Mount and Cunha should both be back available soon."

How many bloody transfer windows do they need?
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Centurions said:
Got to love SSN's online take on finding excuses for them.

"Amorim and the United hierarchy feel they are losing out on the fine margins right now.

There are other mitigating circumstances too - the injuries to Mason Mount and Matheus Cunha are particularly damaging, especially because United's squad doesn't have the strength in depth of any of the other "Big Six" clubs right now."

This is for a club who have spent net £783million over the last 5 seasons and a staggering net £1.35BILLION over the last 10 seasons.

"It will take several transfer windows and clever recruitment before that is a reality. Mount and Cunha should both be back available soon."

How many bloody transfer windows do they need?
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Big six!!!!
 
Gordyola said:
My biggest fear is they get the next appointment right this clown won’t last beyond the next international break, probably go for Iraola
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Worry not my friend.

There will be no getting it right for these fuckers.

Three things need to happen before they get anywhere close to cohesion at that cesspit of a club.

1) The pisscan needs to die

2) The rags need to get relegated *

3) The media need to wake up **

Once these three things happen, their club can reset * and this ridiculous narrative that Manchesniteh need to be somewhere other than where they are ** will end.

Fortunately for us Blues, the rags are delusional and the media have lost all perspective.

So we've got a good ten to fifteen years, still left to mock the fuckers.

Enjoy it.
 
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