United Thread | 2025/26

[Really_here]

If it was John Willy Lees or Greenalls they would have had to give me a 10 shilling note to sup a pint of that swill.

Pretty sure it was OB

 

[TinFoilHat]

I feel a song coming on!

If only he said this a week ago...

 

[Grassland Blue]

I was lucky to have 2 half

when I first started going in the pub the pack horse on the height and getting served in 1968 it was 11 1/2p for bitter and
10 1/2p for a pint of mild.

You were robbed......

 

[Goater101]

Somehow that united team looks even worse this week. Chelsea should bury these

 

[Johnny Mars Bar]

I don’t usually do this but I might actually give this game a hate watch.

Chelsea should give them a thorough twatting and it might be a good laugh.

 

[dadnlad]

Hows the roof holding up

 

[marco]

Rimjobs flying circus on at half five

 

[Johnny Mars Bar]

I feel a song coming on!

Obviously the jokes and chants write themselves but Imagine Pep or Klopp or any top manager saying that. You’ve achieved jack shit, your club is literally an international laughing stock and narrowly avoided relegation and you come out with a statement like that.

The guy might actually be the biggest clown they’ve employed yet, and that’s a hell of a competitive field.

 

[r.soleofsalford]

You were robbed......

Old P

 

[r.soleofsalford]

Ruben’s doing such a stellar job—give this man an extension and wrap him in bubble wrap. He needs to be protected at all costs. My vote: extension, no questions asked. These lot just need to trust the process—so far, so good.

Where’s the godfather of German football in that list.

 

[foggy1974]

Hows the roof holding up

Better than the rags defence

 

[mcfc_ms]

Somehow that united team looks even worse this week. Chelsea should bury these

That new keeper must be absolute shite if he still can’t get in their team

 

[Blue Maverick]

They lose tonight and Villa win tomorrow they are in relegation spot

 

[Chak19]

I don’t usually do this but I might actually give this game a hate watch.

Chelsea should give them a thorough twatting and it might be a good laugh.

Chavs are usually awful at the swamp no matter how shite the rags are.

 

[heslops barnet]

I was lucky to have 2 half

when I first started going in the pub the pack horse on the height and getting served in 1968 it was 11 1/2p for bitter and
10 1/2p for a pint of mild.

Fukin youngster

 

[blue b4 the moon]

Wouldn't fancy sitting under the waterfall tonight. ;)

 

[Vienna_70]

I don’t usually do this but I might actually give this game a hate watch.

Chelsea should give them a thorough twatting and it might be a good laugh.

I’m going to do the same, Johnny.

I hardly ever watch a non-City game with the sound on, but for the comedic value, I’m going to make an exception for this one.

 

[Blue Maverick]

Mate just posted a picture of his kid with Big Sam at the swamp next manager ha ha

 

[Vienna_70]

Chavs are usually awful at the swamp no matter how shite the rags are.

Unbeaten in their last three League games against the rags.

 

[Dodge]

I used to drink quite a lot and frequently when working I’d drink 3 pints of Boddies in half an hour at dinner. 5 days a week and had a proper drink at night the Pack Horse on the Height around 10 pints or more.

I remember being dragged into the Willows (Salford Rugby Club) they sold Greenalls I had 5 horrible pints and promptly threw my ring up.

Early doors in The Stonemasons
Chesters Mild for 50p in The Unicorn
Pudding chips n gravy in The Don
Broomwood dance fest at Chequers

Dance floor cleared in seconds as the mild and pudding kicked in.

Change from a tenner.

...and repeat.