United Thread | 2025/26

[mac]

They've spent a fortune and still can't think of one player of theirs who gets in our best XI.
Even a RB.

Fuvk me it was only a few weeks ago snd some on here were lauding their forward line , mainoo and ratboy. Ffs

 

[Sky Blue]

The gift.

 

[waspish]

I was down in Bournemouth last week -= left Friday morning - no indications Iralola is going anywhere. From training in a local park next to the ground @20 years ago they have built a £35m training facility and are looking to increase incrementally the capacity of their ground as long as he makes things work. Its his chance to build a dynasty there - salary has gone from £1m to £1.5m and presumably will continue to do so.

He has seen Amorim kill a growing reputation with those shitty lazy players - why would you jeopardise a legacy for half a season being paid a bit more only to be trashed?

If they want to improve themselves the rags should put Fernandes in charge and watch his ego fuck them over good and proper

Rags will go for the palace manager then thinking they can pick up two of there players for next to nought

 

[Blue Hefner]

Rags will go for the palace manager then thinking they can pick up two of there players for next to nought

The Palace manager will be eyeing the Arsenal or Bayern Munich or national team job - I doubt he’s going to waste his time at United

He’s obviously got something. Whilst United pay well, I’m sure he’s got plenty so he doesn’t need to risk his rep on United

 

[dublinblue12]

 

[Kinkybyname]

entitled, much?

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

I was only thinking earlier that another five-game streak will have to start now.

Not sure they even got 5 games to play between now and Xmas this season.

 

[1961_vintage]

entitled, much?
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Absolute whoppers.

Another one: "I'm not watching another game until he's gone". Sky execs will be shitting it.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

 

[Radcliffe 1309]

A fantastic example of what the typical rag fan is.....self entitled absolute twats !!

 

[malg]

A fantastic example of what the typical rag fan is.....self entitled absolute twats !!

The 3 lads in the bedroom are quite funny. I must admit to laughing when they missed the penalty and they all left to go for a biryani.

 

[Citizen of Legoland]

A fantastic example of what the typical rag fan is.....self entitled absolute twats !!

That new one with the pink cap …

“It’s a penawee, it’s a penawee”

The new Elmer Fudd!


Bro!

 

[Citizen of Legoland]

The 3 lads in the bedroom are quite funny. I must admit to laughing when they missed the penalty and they all left to go for a biryani.

The one with the glasses and scarf is quite funny. I’m not sure he’s really all that bothered about football.

 

[JRockBlues]

Looks like the fans want Iraola, Emery, Southgate or Conte. Will they stick with this guy for the timebeing though??

At least until November. Won't cost them £12m then to get rid.

 

[fulabeer]

Fuck em!
They gave it out when we were shit. They took delight when our board made stupid decisions.
They are so entitled, even now i don't think they get it. They somehow feel they deserve to be back at the top.
Just about everything they called us for, they are now doing. They never dreamt it could all go so wrong.
What was it they kept saying...."They are to big to fail".

Nothing else really......just fuck em!!!

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

The one with the glasses and scarf is quite funny. I’m not sure he’s really all that bothered about football.

They never are when it's a reverse. The only thing that interests them is winning.

 

[roubaixtuesday]

Given the sheer amount of money they've thrown at their team and managers over the past 15 years, it really is quite extraordinary just how shit they are.

No other team, anywhere in world football has achieved so little with so much.

I keep on expecting it to end, but the gift keeps on giving.

Wonderful.

 

[TinFoilHat]

TNT showing their relegation documentary as we type.

 

[Shaker here..]

Was it just me but the penalty incident with Mbeumo looked offside to me!

 

[Akira]

Was it just me but the penalty incident with Mbeumo looked offside to me!

Not a problem, because Fernandes made sure the result stayed fair.