United Thread | 2025/26

[Citizen of Legoland]

A fantastic example of what the typical rag fan is.....self entitled absolute twats !!

That new one with the pink cap …

“It’s a penawee, it’s a penawee”

The new Elmer Fudd!


Bro!

 

[Citizen of Legoland]

The 3 lads in the bedroom are quite funny. I must admit to laughing when they missed the penalty and they all left to go for a biryani.

The one with the glasses and scarf is quite funny. I’m not sure he’s really all that bothered about football.

 

[JRockBlues]

Looks like the fans want Iraola, Emery, Southgate or Conte. Will they stick with this guy for the timebeing though??

At least until November. Won't cost them £12m then to get rid.

 

[fulabeer]

Fuck em!
They gave it out when we were shit. They took delight when our board made stupid decisions.
They are so entitled, even now i don't think they get it. They somehow feel they deserve to be back at the top.
Just about everything they called us for, they are now doing. They never dreamt it could all go so wrong.
What was it they kept saying...."They are to big to fail".

Nothing else really......just fuck em!!!

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

The one with the glasses and scarf is quite funny. I’m not sure he’s really all that bothered about football.

They never are when it's a reverse. The only thing that interests them is winning.

 

[roubaixtuesday]

Given the sheer amount of money they've thrown at their team and managers over the past 15 years, it really is quite extraordinary just how shit they are.

No other team, anywhere in world football has achieved so little with so much.

I keep on expecting it to end, but the gift keeps on giving.

Wonderful.

 

[TinFoilHat]

TNT showing their relegation documentary as we type.

 

[Shaker here..]

Was it just me but the penalty incident with Mbeumo looked offside to me!

 

[Akira]

Was it just me but the penalty incident with Mbeumo looked offside to me!

Not a problem, because Fernandes made sure the result stayed fair.

 

[NZBlue]

Not sure they even got 5 games to play between now and Xmas this season.

What- not even if you include Europe and League cup games?

 

[BlindEyeSeesAll]

 

[Debaser]

These lot not getting into Europe this year is fucking shite, it's such a long wait to watch them embarrass themselves again.

 

[EL APACHE TEVEZ]

Why do United fans look grubby and scruffy ever since I started following football in the mid to late 70’s they’ve been like that

 

[Beanhead]

Given the sheer amount of money they've thrown at their team and managers over the past 15 years, it really is quite extraordinary just how shit they are.

No other team, anywhere in world football has achieved so little with so much.

I keep on expecting it to end, but the gift keeps on giving.

Wonderful.

Yep it’s astonishing that their budgets still rival the elite teams in Europe yet they’ve been a mid table club for half a decade. It won’t last if they don’t find some kind of form.. could end in real trouble.

Let’s fucking hope so :)

 

[dennishasdoneit]

Their keeper really is shit.

I've never seen a keeper like it.Absolute clown

 

[blue b4 the moon]

I take it the 2 on the bounce parade has been cancelled?

That hairy **** in Spain must have been wondering where his clippers were....

 

[blue b4 the moon]

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Think he was struggling to post I'm shit but fucking hell these are even shitter than me.

Instead it came out as bitter arrogance which funnily enough is a big chunk of why they are shit.

 

[blue b4 the moon]

Their keeper really is shit.

Think they must be waiting to give the young lad they signed an easy game to try and build up his confidence.

There aren't many easy games when your that shit, maybe an FA Cup game against a Division Two side? Err....

 

[Coljj]

 

[blue b4 the moon]

Seems an awful lot of wins in that list, suppose it's including beating random pot washers all over the edges of Europe.