United Thread | 2025/26

[RodneyRodney]

Piss funny haha when the last guy sits to speak and they are stood behind with the batons ready to whack him

The Comical Ali of watchalongs

 

[RodneyRodney]

Laughable. He could be sacked any moment. The one thing that worries me is that they sack Amorim and appoint a good coach. There are 2-3 good coaches in the Premier League e.g., Iraola and Glasner.

They've all probably got the sense to turn them down.

 

[malg]

Seems the rat missed his penalty due to the long wait for var confirmation I am sure the goalie had just as long to wait unless he sloped off for a pie and a pint to calm his nerves

Makes me piss that. Heard a few talking about it. Pile of shite. Professional footballer. It's not a cup final, it's not a CL final or semi-final - it's an away game at fucking Brentford. Big game player my fucking arse

 

[RodneyRodney]

BBC Gossip lol.

Manchester United are considering Graham Potter after his sacking by West Ham as a surprise replacement should Ruben Amorim leave. (Fichajes - in Spanish)

Pleeeaaaaaaaaaaassssssssssssssssssseeeeeeeeee let this come to pass

 

[RodneyRodney]

They will go for the Bournemouth manager

HE'll answer them in Papal terminology

 

[RodneyRodney]

Ahhh..Denis.What a day that was.

 

[oldhamblue]

Seems the rat missed his penalty due to the long wait for var confirmation I am sure the goalie had just as long to wait unless he sloped off for a pie and a pint to calm his nerves

Just been playing pool against a rag fan. He was adamant the long wait was why the rat faced twat missed and it should have been a red card when he pulled Mbuemo back

 

[Gordyola]

Update from ManU head of PR Slimy Stone

 

[Mikejl]

Seems obvious that the stingy old twat Ratcliffe is hanging on until the £12M clause has expired, total paralysis across the club until then which is beautiful, upcoming fixtures until that deadline
Oct 4th Sunderland (H) - probably a dodgy win or a draw
Oct 19th Dippers (A) - Plucky loss, draw at best
Oct 25th Brighton (H) - Probably a Brighton win
Nov 1st Forest (A) - Ange may have them playing by then, but proper lottery that result

then Spuds away on Nov 8th, maybe they'll wait till they get beat there to finish him unless they lose at Forest

 

[Mikejl]

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Update from ManU head of PR Slimy Stone

Stone has no shame, PR piece leaked to him the daft twat

 

[citizen_maine]

Debbie Does Denis

 

[northendenton]

Just been playing pool against a rag fan. He was adamant the long wait was why the rat faced twat missed and it should have been a red card when he pulled Harvey Price back

Harvey Price there but for fortune go you or I, not remotley funny bringing that young lad into it.

 

[bladdered]

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Update from ManU head of PR Slimy Stone

 

[citizen_maine]

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ridicule is nothing to be scared of

 

[Andy TheCatalyst Morrison]

ridicule is nothing to be scared of

Don’t you ever

 

[deegee33]

They're doing better than the Rags ; they're 12th

I believe that he's had them longer.

 

[blueish swede]

Forest fan showing his true feelings.

No one is going to buy them at a price that the Glazerz and scruffy Jim will be perpared to sell at, and take on all the debt.

 

[oldhamblue]

Harvey Price there but for fortune go you or I, not remotley funny bringing that young lad into it.

You are quite correct. I shall edit it

 

[1961_vintage]

We should start our own on 1. See if they can get to 2 wins in a row.

Never will we plumb the depths inhabited by those sneering. snivelling swamp-dwelling wankers.

 

[Three_Hat-tricks]