United Thread | 2025/26

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BertTrautmann'sParachute said:
I'm hearing Gareth Southgate as well as Potter. What a wonderful world...
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I said on here before they appointed amorim that Ratcliffe wanted an English manager and them 2 were the front runners for it that he wanted.
That info came from Ashworth so he would have known.
Presume that berrada insisted on Amorim, which is how they got him
 
foggy1974 said:
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Hey, I rather like his build: a finer figure of a man you never saw, a true athlete. I've no time for bulging biceps and six-packs, jogging and health foods. Nope. Endless binge eating sessions, gorging on large burger and fries (26 times a day), 12 tins of Quality Street before bed, and 10 pizzas when I'm actually in bed. Then I'll set the alarm to go off in the early hours to wake me up for my snack - 4 packets of chocolate digestives, 18 packets of cheese and onion crisps and an olympic-sized swimming pool filled with diet Pepsi...of course, a varied diet helps: now and again jumbo sized sausage rolls instead of pizza.
 
KentBlue said:
They are so disliked, I have had texts from people who don't really follow football saying how glad they are that the rags lost again. A young lad I'd never spoken to before called me from across the street last night and said: "I bet you're happy they lost? Most people are.'

I was so surprised I nearly stopped doing cartwheels down the road.
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...well they have turned a shiter shade of fail
 
BerkshireBlue said:
They're in the shit and I dont think they realise how close to the edge they are. 5 of the teams below them are good enough to finish above them. United just look slow and dont look like scoring. They'll be in the bottom 3 by November. The panic buying in January is going to be immense especially as they can't afford a pot to piss in.
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Yes, a very fragile position indeed
 
Marvin. said:
Laughable. He could be sacked any moment. The one thing that worries me is that they sack Amorim and appoint a good coach. There are 2-3 good coaches in the Premier League e.g., Iraola and Glasner.
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They've all probably got the sense to turn them down.
 
northendenton said:
Seems the rat missed his penalty due to the long wait for var confirmation I am sure the goalie had just as long to wait unless he sloped off for a pie and a pint to calm his nerves
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Makes me piss that. Heard a few talking about it. Pile of shite. Professional footballer. It's not a cup final, it's not a CL final or semi-final - it's an away game at fucking Brentford. Big game player my fucking arse
 
northendenton said:
Seems the rat missed his penalty due to the long wait for var confirmation I am sure the goalie had just as long to wait unless he sloped off for a pie and a pint to calm his nerves
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Just been playing pool against a rag fan. He was adamant the long wait was why the rat faced twat missed and it should have been a red card when he pulled Mbuemo back
 
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Seems obvious that the stingy old twat Ratcliffe is hanging on until the £12M clause has expired, total paralysis across the club until then which is beautiful, upcoming fixtures until that deadline
Oct 4th Sunderland (H) - probably a dodgy win or a draw
Oct 19th Dippers (A) - Plucky loss, draw at best
Oct 25th Brighton (H) - Probably a Brighton win
Nov 1st Forest (A) - Ange may have them playing by then, but proper lottery that result

then Spuds away on Nov 8th, maybe they'll wait till they get beat there to finish him unless they lose at Forest
 
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