United Thread | 2025/26

[heslops barnet]

Just perusing BBC website and see plenty of reports of the scum targeting new signings, who makes all this shit up?

 

[dadnlad]

Just perusing BBC website and see plenty of reports of the scum targeting new signings, who makes all this shit up?

easy job now football gossip any player talked about on football forum becomes linked with, close sources and player would love transfer to ..................... easy

 

[KS55]

easy job now football gossip any player talked about on football forum becomes linked with, close sources and player would love transfer to ..................... easy

Yup. City apparently signing Lamine Yamal. Ha ha. Just post ‘City to play PL match in NY’ and watch it appear in the Sun/Mirror/Mail.

 

[Earlyriser]

Just perusing BBC website and see plenty of reports of the scum targeting new signings, who makes all this shit up?

You have to admit that supposed interest in Jobe Bellingham even by their standards is an al-time low and well worth the coverage for the laughs it provides. Just what United need another bang average player whose father is TROUBLE

 

[Grassland Blue]

Can the regulator look into the Cayman Islands and Delaware, both Tax Havens that United have used and are using.

United have also got two companies, one carrying the majority of the club debt, but not related to the club, and Manchester United.

Points deductions incoming.
Relegation to Conference league.
Trophies taken away.
Plus a big fine.
I can't wait!

 

[blue b4 the moon]

Bloody hell, that’s bad news. I want them to keep spending because that fucks them up more.

I'd quite like a 10 point deduction and a fire sale to reduce their debt (won't be a big reduction mind you) otherwise the following season no license.

What with all this 115 shite, it looks fair enough to me.

 

[remember arthur mann]

Points deductions incoming.
Relegation to Conference league.
Trophies taken away.
Plus a big fine.
I can't wait!

 

[dadnlad]

Yup. City apparently signing Lamine Yamal. Ha ha. Just post ‘City to play PL match in NY’ and watch it appear in the Sun/Mirror/Mail.

atleast wait till finished building the stadium

 

[Johnny Mars Bar]

I'd quite like a 10 point deduction and a fire sale to reduce their debt (won't be a big reduction mind you) otherwise the following season no license.

What with all this 115 shite, it looks fair enough to me.

Have they even got 10 points to deduct yet?

 

[blue b4 the moon]

Have they even got 10 points to deduct yet?

Nothing wrong with them having a minus figure.

 

[Vienna_70]

Nothing wrong with them having a minus figure.

Correct.

It’s happened to far better clubs in the past.

 

[neilhb]

You have to admit that supposed interest in Jobe Bellingham even by their standards is an al-time low and well worth the coverage for the laughs it provides. Just what United need another bang average player whose father is TROUBLE

It'll make a change from selling players to Sunderland. They'll get to buy an ex Sunderland one.

 

[TinFoilHat]

Jobe isn't thick enough to join the rags.

£400,000 a week might change his mind though. Then he can join Jaded in being paid to play video games online.

 

[richardtheref]

It'll make a change from selling players to Sunderland. They'll get to buy an ex Sunderland one.

Remember David Bellion. Crap at Sunderland, even worse for the rags

 

[its grim up north]

Nothing wrong with them having a minus figure.

They've managed it in goal difference many times

 

[bridgeno1]

This mob are the gift that keeps on giving. First Ratcliffe talks about having Amorim there for 5 years. Now there's talk about giving Casemiro a contract extension.

Do it. In fact increase his wages and stick him on a 5 year deal. You know it makes sense.

 

[meeesh]

Just perusing BBC website and see plenty of reports of the scum targeting new signings, who makes all this shit up?

It's every single day on their "gossip column" - today's are - Semenyo - Baleba - Wharton - Ter Stegen

I mean come on, seriously, there are 3 from the 4 there that are young and want to play at high levels and CL games, so why the fuck would they go there really

 

[give it to gordon]

Years ago I could name most rag players now i can name....

Fernandes, Shaw, Maguire, Mainoo, Casserole, Onana

 

[roach3]

Looks like it's from Janet and John.

Should have finished with
“It’s goodnight from me and it’s fuck off from him”

 

[roach3]

United are fucked. :-)

The new independent football regulator has published plans for a licensing regime that it says "will go further than anything currently in place by assessing the full financial picture of a club".

For the first time, all 116 clubs across the top five divisions of the men's game in England will be required to hold a licence to compete from 2027-28.

Being granted one will depend on submitting financial plans, meeting corporate governance standards, and consulting directly with fans on key matters.

Under its proposals, the IFR would have the power to cap clubs' spending, and require them to reduce their debt.

Football clubs will have to prove financial health before being granted licence under IFR plans

All 116 clubs in England's top five divisions will have to prove they are financially healthy before being granted a licence allowing them to compete, under plans released by football's new watchdog.

www.bbc.co.uk

See clause 6

Clause 6: “ except manchesunited”