United Thread | 2025/26

[Plays By Sense Of Smell]

Jobe isn't thick enough to join the rags.

£400,000 a week might change his mind though. Then he can join Jaded in being paid to play video games online.

Jaded Jobe.
Ruben is Amoron, Ruben is Amoron, Ruben is Amoron, yeah yeah, it's not fair, yeah yeah, it's not fair...

 

[daveiw01]

See clause 6

Clause 6: “ except manchesunited”

That would make it 115 clubs then.

Ruh roh.

 

[KentBlue]

Years ago I could name most rag players now i can name....

Fernandes, Shaw, Maguire, Mainoo, Casserole, Onana

That's because you have taste.

 

[Tracking back]

Years ago I could name most rag players now i can name....

Fernandes, Shaw, Maguire, Mainoo, Casserole, Onana

You forgot whatchamecallit. ;-)

 

[Vienna_70]

It's every single day on their "gossip column" - today's are - Semenyo - Baleba - Wharton - Ter Stegen

I mean come on, seriously, there are 3 from the 4 there that are young and want to play at high levels and CL games, so why the fuck would they go there really

I’ve said this several times before; the "Gossip Column" is just a round up of what’s in the media on any given day. It’s NOT the BBC’s gossip; each snippet gives credit to the source, such as the Sun, talkshite, etc.

The same round up is available on Sky and TNT.

 

[meeesh]

I’ve said this several times before; the "Gossip Column" is just a round up of what’s in the media on any given day. It’s NOT the BBC’s gossip; each snippet gives credit to the source, such as the Sun, talkshite, etc.

The same round up is available on Sky and TNT.

With a correct strike rate of about 3%, the BBC one is easier to read and absorb and laugh at, don't you be defending the BBC on here, or we will have to start calling you Simon

 

[TFC]

LGHU

 

[Gordyola]

I’ve said this several times before; the "Gossip Column" is just a round up of what’s in the media on any given day. It’s NOT the BBC’s gossip; each snippet gives credit to the source, such as the Sun, talkshite, etc.

The same round up is available on Sky and TNT.

A round-up of clickbait nothing more

 

[TinFoilHat]

 

[horlock_was_super]

Years ago I could name most rag players now i can name....

Fernandes, Shaw, Maguire, Mainoo, Casserole, Onana

I disagree years ago pretty much everyone of their players was A. ****.

Think it still applies today.

 

[jimharri]

Rags getting giddy about the shortarse "butcher" being close to a return. Maybe my memory has finally given up the ghost, but didn’t he play in the 6-3 at the Empti Etihad and the 7-0 at the home of "TMM"?

 

[Protein Junkie]

It’s the two cheeks Derby this weekend at the Grief merchants.
Normally go for a draw but a twatting for the Rags is also favourable.

 

[Vienna_70]

I disagree years ago pretty much everyone of their players was A. ****.

Think it still applies today.

Crerand, the ticket tout, the liver thief, captain cripple, both gargoyles, dozy David, camelgob, the dog wanker, etc, etc, etc.

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

It’s the two cheeks Derby this weekend at the Grief merchants.
Normally go for a draw but a twatting for the Rags is also favourable.

The Ryan Air Derby.

Also all police leave cancelled throughput Scandinavia

 

[dennishasdoneit]

Bit random I know and poor commentator but still enjoyable viewing ,with Eyal scoring a similar great goal to the one he got at Ipswich...from a corner. What a strike !!

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

It's every single day on their "gossip column" - today's are - Semenyo - Baleba - Wharton - Ter Stegen

I mean come on, seriously, there are 3 from the 4 there that are young and want to play at high levels and CL games, so why the fuck would they go there really

Rags eyeing up Monaco’s promising midfielder Paul Pogba in £75m swoop.

 

[KentBlue]

Rags eyeing up Monaco’s promising midfielder Paul Pogba in £75m swoop.

But they'll need someone to release him?

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

But they'll need someone to release him?

That’ll either by Alexis Sanchez or Englebert Humperdinck.

 

[1961_vintage]

A round-up of clickbait nothing more

The BBC. Aggregators of clickbait. How the mighty has fallen.

 

[TheBlueCat]

Rags eyeing up Monaco’s promising midfielder Paul Pogba in £75m swoop.

Apparently has great hair and dances like John Travolta..