Taxi Drivers

Dave Ewing's Back 'eader said:
Some of 'em can send yer a fuckin' text to say that they are outside!
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yep the firm I use send a text saying taxi has been dispatched, then another saying it has arrived, great system. Then of course when you get in the taxi you have to ask them if they are a red or a blue, if they have been watching the cricket, have they been busy etc etc
 
nimrod said:
When I first got to LA I got job as a taxi driver

I picked up John fuckin Wayne once

He lived on Balboa Island and he told me that Jed Clampett (Buddy Epsom) lived in that house over the street, he also gave me a big tip

Having seen most of his cowboy moves as a kid I was a bit starstruck to have this big guy in my cab in his famous drawl while I nervously drove along, I kept thinking, shit Ive got John fuckin Wayne in here with me...
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Was his horse too tired that day, mate?
 
TINY said:
I have some form of pathological hate for them. They clearly feel they either own the road, or that the rules of the road are more lenient to them. Twats.
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Couldn't agree more, biggest wankers on the road
 
Hard working blokes who do a decent job for fuck all thanks, and have to deal with drunks, pissheads, cunts who do a runner, and racial abuse.
It's a job I could never do, so fair play to those who put a shift in.
Mods - if this post doesn't fit with the prevailing mood of bashing taxi drivers and the underlying digs at Asians, then feel free to delete.
I wonder what occupation will be the next for the Bluemoon massive to rubbish?
My money is on binmen.
 
nijinsky's fetlocks said:
Hard working blokes who do a decent job for fuck all thanks, and have to deal with drunks, pissheads, cunts who do a runner, and racial abuse.
It's a job I could never do, so fair play to those who put a shift in.
Mods - if this post doesn't fit with the prevailing mood of bashing taxi drivers and the underlying digs at Asians, then feel free to delete.
I wonder what occupation will be the next for the Bluemoon massive to rubbish?
My money is on binmen.
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Who's having a pop at Asians? (Not counting my obvious tongue in cheek dig)

They have a tough job, my dad did nights for 16 years before his last shift where his heart gave out.
 
Quagmire blue said:
TINY said:
I have some form of pathological hate for them. They clearly feel they either own the road, or that the rules of the road are more lenient to them. Twats.
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Couldn't agree more, biggest wankers on the road
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Fairfield St near Piccadilly Station is always an interesting drive, as your car becomes invisible to taxi drivers.
 
nijinsky's fetlocks said:
Hard working blokes who do a decent job for fuck all thanks, and have to deal with drunks, pissheads, c**ts who do a runner, and racial abuse.
It's a job I could never do, so fair play to those who put a shift in.
Mods - if this post doesn't fit with the prevailing mood of bashing taxi drivers and the underlying digs at Asians, then feel free to delete.
I wonder what occupation will be the next for the Bluemoon massive to rubbish?
My money is on binmen.
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How about starting one on our wonderful boys in blue - Greater Manchester Police?

I think the mods would delete it otherwise we'd lose half the posters.
 
In Perth you can just use an app to order them and track their progress on google maps, you get a little reminder on your phone when they are close. Works great but I guess its easier when the population is fairly small.
 
At work yesterday a taxi driver from the Canterbury area drove into the works carpark and dropped of a passengers. Bloody cheek. Then he drove to the back of our yard, got out and walked between our cars and our road cones. He was looking around looking abit guilty, he then appears to piss up against our road cones. I can only get his head and shoulders on cctv. Dirty fucking bastard but he definitely seems to be pissing
 
Aphex said:
Do you remember when they used to get out of the car and give you a knock?

One of the many things now that don't happen due to degradation of society.
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Nor do they open the boot on the car/help you with luggage anymore. Therefore I never tip them anymore.
 
give it to gordon said:
At work yesterday a taxi driver from the Canterbury area drove into the works carpark and dropped of a passengers. Bloody cheek. Then he drove to the back of our yard, got out and walked between our cars and our road cones. He was looking around looking abit guilty, he then appears to piss up against our road cones. I can only get his head and shoulders on cctv. Dirty fucking bastard but he definitely seems to be pissing
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What other parts of his anatomy were you hoping to see mate?
 
scotty123 said:
They are all very nice and pleasant in Urmston even the silly fucker with a rag tattoo on his leg, they all change to Ogres though 3 weeks before Christmas when you ask to be taken to the Trafford Centre
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Lol ....

Trafford Centre ??? You wanna go to the Trafford Centre??? You can get stuffed mate, unless you grease my palm with a nice crisp £50 note, i ain't takin' nobody to the f'kin Trafford Centre for a tenner ... do i look like Father Christmas ??? I want big bucks, don't ya know what time of the f'kin year it is ????

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give it to gordon said:
At work yesterday a taxi driver from the Canterbury area drove into the works carpark and dropped of a passengers. Bloody cheek. Then he drove to the back of our yard, got out and walked between our cars and our road cones. He was looking around looking abit guilty, he then appears to piss up against our road cones. I can only get his head and shoulders on cctv. Dirty fucking bastard but he definitely seems to be pissing
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You sound a bit gutted you can’t see his cock?
 
My biggest gripe is why do the cunts insist on having the heating on full whack all the time, makes me want to throw up.

Got an uber last week and the **** was there in his big coat with the heating set to 25 degrees
 
Johnny Mars Bar said:
My biggest gripe is why do the cunts insist on having the heating on full whack all the time, makes me want to throw up.

Got an uber last week and the **** was there in his big coat with the heating set to 25 degrees
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He's probably still telling his mates about the weirdo who got in his cab wearing speedos and a sting vest :)
 
Back in the day, you rang a taxi, 40 mins later you would ring back to be told he is on his way love, he's about 2 minutes away, another 10 mins later still no taxi, you ring back to be told he's at the top of your road love, no he's not love I am at the top of my road, it was an absolute farce
 
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