United Thread | 2025/26

[pepguardiola'smoustache]

Or maybe she’s thinking about Nicky Weaver.

Allegedly.

 

[pepguardiola'smoustache]

And his accompanying stick insert couldn’t even smile for that photo!

One has to be careful not to smile too much or one's new even thinner nose might fall off.

 

[Vienna_70]

It’s only from what I’ve read on here.

 

[Vienna_70]

One has to be careful not to smile too much or one's new even thinner nose might fall off.

You said it, not me.

 

[blue b4 the moon]

“It’s not something I could ever have imagined” said Beckham, “But the PR campaign team did a great job.” (Ok, I’ve made a bit up at the end there.)

He amongst many other things didn't spend 'hours' waiting to see a deceased Lizzy for nothing.

 

[pepguardiola'smoustache]

You said it, not me.

And isn't it amazing how one's tiddies, against all gravitational odds, seem to be further up one's torso than they were decades ago.
Someone must have a magic wand or summat.

 

[Vienna_70]

And isn't it amazing how one's tiddies, against all gravitational odds, seem to be further up one's torso than they were decades ago.
Someone must have a magic wand or summat.

Or a lot of plastic.

But not as much as you can see at the swamp on match-days, obviously.

 

[TinFoilHat]

Or maybe she’s thinking about Nicky Weaver.

Allegedly.

Lady Beckham for services to Hairy Beavers?

 

[TinFoilHat]

He amongst many other things didn't spend 'hours' waiting to see a deceased Lizzy for nothing.

He jumped the queue. Not as bad as Phil and Holly but still did.

 

[TinFoilHat]

And isn't it amazing how one's tiddies, against all gravitational odds, seem to be further up one's torso than they were decades ago.
Someone must have a magic wand or summat.

How do you get that done? Asking for a friend....Actually asking for me as my moobs are chasing my bollocks to the floor as I get older.

 

[mancboy]

Im assuming sir is an acronym for stupid ignorant idiot

 

[pepguardiola'smoustache]

How do you get that done? Asking for a friend....Actually asking for me as my moobs are chasing my bollocks to the floor as I get older.

I'm only guessing here but maybe start by getting your lips injected, then get your nose mostly shaved off and in the meantime order a magic wand and your tiddies will sort themselves out.

I could be wrong, i often am.

 

[blue b4 the moon]

He jumped the queue. Not as bad as Phil and Holly but still did.

Yeah hence 'hours'.

 

[bobbyowenquiff]

Arguably the most over-hyped player from a football club that has churned out more over-hyped players than any other club since the dawn of time.

The entire honours system is ludicrous.Surely it is time for this country to modernise and ditch all this elitist nonsense.

 

[RodneyRodney]

The entire honours system is ludicrous.Surely it is time for this country to modernise and ditch all this elitist nonsense.

Beckham wasn't elite at anything

 

[Penfold the Duke]

Beckham wasn't elite at anything

Grifting?

 

[Vienna_70]

Grifting?

Media whoring?

 

[Xhavenjoe]

From Talksport

Manchester United are willing to let 25-year-old England winger Jadon Sancho, who is on loan at Aston Villa, leave on a free transfer next summer

Must be some form of money laundering?

 

[TinFoilHat]

From Talksport

Manchester United are willing to let 25-year-old England winger Jadon Sancho, who is on loan at Aston Villa, leave on a free transfer next summer

Must be some form of money laundering?

Marseille with their rapist wife beater then...

 

[Uwe Already]

From Talksport

Manchester United are willing to let 25-year-old England winger Jadon Sancho, who is on loan at Aston Villa, leave on a free transfer next summer

Must be some form of money laundering?

Sounds more like throwing it down the waste disposal