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Imagine turning up for your Knighthood wearing a badly measured suit (state of that upper arm) supposedly cobbled together by your trouty wife in the back bedroom, whilst choosing to dye your whiskers darker than they were in the first place.

Arise! And fuck off while you are at it.
 
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Imagine turning up for your Knighthood wearing a badly measured suit (state of that upper arm) supposedly cobbled together by your trouty wife in the back bedroom, whilst choosing to dye your whiskers darker than they were in the first place.

Arise! And fuck off while you are at it.
And his accompanying stick insert couldn’t even smile for that photo!
 
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Imagine turning up for your Knighthood wearing a badly measured suit (state of that upper arm) supposedly cobbled together by your trouty wife in the back bedroom, whilst choosing to dye your whiskers darker than they were in the first place.

Arise! And fuck off while you are at it.
Knighted for services to himself. The ultimate narcissist.
Distasteful the way he campaigned and begged for this. Transparent.
 
And isn't it amazing how one's tiddies, against all gravitational odds, seem to be further up one's torso than they were decades ago.
Someone must have a magic wand or summat.
Or a lot of plastic.

But not as much as you can see at the swamp on match-days, obviously.
 
And isn't it amazing how one's tiddies, against all gravitational odds, seem to be further up one's torso than they were decades ago.
Someone must have a magic wand or summat.
How do you get that done? Asking for a friend....Actually asking for me as my moobs are chasing my bollocks to the floor as I get older.
 

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