United Thread | 2025/26

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Manchester United are willing to let 25-year-old England winger Jadon Sancho, who is on loan at Aston Villa, leave on a free transfer next summer

Must be some form of money laundering?
Which is basically Rag speak for;

His contract is up at the end of the season and he's so shit that there's no point exercising the option to extend it.
He's a wage thief, we were shafted royally with the transfer fee by Dortmund and wages we agreed with his agent and nobody else would be stupid enough to pay him the wages we are which is why we've been trying to get him off the wage bill for the past 3 years.
 
Playing the ever so humble card, talking as though it was really unexpected. Despite the fact that the Rag **** has been begging for years to be "officially" recognised. Utterly pathetic.
He also said he’d never dreamed that he would become a knight.

Another fucking lie. He’s been dreaming about it for years and years.
 
Not usually those who spend most of their life overseas. Just proves the honours system needs to be scrapped.

Most countries have honours systems and ceremonies where cronies present prizes.

Sir Mo Farah lives between the USA and the UK just like Beckham and countless others, OK we have the oldest one but that doesn't prove we should get rid of it because it would just be replaced with another more useless one.
 
"For services to sport"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! He was being paid for kicking a football - King Charles obviously missed his sending off while playing for England which should have negated that qualification.
His PR team have been working for many years now to get it for him. They don't mean anything these days like personality of the year awards
 
His PR team have been working for many years now to get it for him. They don't mean anything these days like personality of the year awards
Everything he's done have been geared towards engineering himself a Knighthood, which explains why every time he does something even remotely charitable there was a film crew nearby to capture the 'spontaneous' moment.
 
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What personality?
The reference is to the fact that Bryan Riggs won the bbfuckinc Sports Personality of the Year Award.

Apparently shagging your sister in law for 7 years behind your brothers back makes you a personality

Edit: you probably knew that but I just wanted to remind everyone that he shagged his sister in law behind his brothers back.
 
The reference is to the fact that Bryan Riggs won the bbfuckinc Sports Personality of the Year Award.

Apparently shagging your sister in law for 7 years behind your brothers back makes you a personality

Edit: you probably knew that but I just wanted to remind everyone that he shagged his sister in law behind his brothers back.
I knew the reference, but in order to be SPOTY, you should have a personality, which Bryan Briggs plainly does not.
 
From the I sports - they were definitely secretly promised funding help


Recent news reports describe Manchester United's new stadium plans receiving a "funding blow" because no government money for the Old Trafford regeneration project was committed in the latest Budget
. The club had hoped for public funding for the surrounding infrastructure and regeneration, a project previously backed in principle by Chancellor Rachel Reeves.
 
From the I sports - they were definitely secretly promised funding help


Recent news reports describe Manchester United's new stadium plans receiving a "funding blow" because no government money for the Old Trafford regeneration project was committed in the latest Budget
. The club had hoped for public funding for the surrounding infrastructure and regeneration, a project previously backed in principle by Chancellor Rachel Reeves.

Purely coincidental.
 

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