David Beckham gets knighted (after being snubbed for years)! apparently

Just saw him flogging some Stella Artwat beer at home gizmo on the TV adverts.
Complicit in the war against pubs now.
Anything for cash.
 
Just saw him flogging some Stella Artwat beer at home gizmo on the TV adverts.
Complicit in the war against pubs now.
Anything for cash.
When that advert comes on I jump up and shout ****
As shout off and turn the channel over my misses says I'm mad

The same happens with the talentless fat dance from takethat singing on the felix advert
 
When that advert comes on I jump up and shout ****
As shout off and turn the channel over my misses says I'm mad

The same happens with the talentless fat dance from takethat singing on the felix advert
It's like the biggest twats from the 1990s coming back to haunt us and suck yet more cash out of the TV teat
 
It's like the biggest twats from the 1990s coming back to haunt us and suck yet more cash out of the TV teat
Next thing Williams will get a knighthood.
He's never written a song in his life .
Unless he wrote the lyrics to the

Felix advert.
Him and Beckham are like the rages and the dippers.
Media whores and cunts who believe the hype about them.
 
Next thing Williams will get a knighthood.
He's never written a song in his life .
Unless he wrote the lyrics to to Felix advert.
Him and Beckham are like the rages and the dippers.
Media whores and cunts who believe the hype about them.
Williams is also a fucking terrible singer.
 
the only pleasure to extract from this is that he has to go to bed with that unsmiling woman Skeletor... nicknamed 'Tamsulosin side-effect' by those in the know
 
He was scum, no two ways about it. Still unique in the way he played the ball from the right. Probably the first globally recognised British football player. Comes across as quite down to earth. Not an advocate of it and not complaining either way. A bit impartial really to his knighthood. He is still scum though.
 

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